I am fly pacing a couple feet off the air around a part of the corn maze. How do we get out of here?!
"I think I know a way out!" George yelps. "We can fly out!" I answer "ARE YOU INSANE?! WE CANNOT FLY! I'M BOB, YOURE GEORGE! DONT GO NUTS ON ME!"
George mumbles something in Jimmy's ear. Something about hallucinating?!George is flying! What?! He never told me he could fly? Oh well. I'll just take a long nap...
....................................Later...................
I wake up in a sketchy-looking van. Oh wait. That's Jimmy the radioactive antelope at the wheel. "Where's Harry?" I ask. "He left. For some odd reason. But I'm driving now!" Jimmy answers. "How are you driving?" I ask. "You have hoofs!" "Dude. Get real. This is a fictional book. So heck yeah I can drive a truck." He says.
{Sigh.}
"So, how did we ever get out of that maze?" I ask.
"We flew out." George says.
"Well, why didn't you do that earlier?!"
"Rexy fainted. Plus, you were hallucinating and mumbling about who-knows-what and I couldn't see! My glasses flew off!" George answers, as he's hanging from the ceiling.
HONK!
"Do you need to blow your nose?" Rexy says.
"That wasn't my nose, stupid. We're stuck in traffic." Says Jimmy.
"Well, WHAT MORE COULD GO WRONG?!" Yells Jimmy.
"100 bottles of milk on the wall, 100 bottles of milk! Take one down, pass it around, 99 bottles of milk on the wall!" George chants.
"Never ask yourself that question." Jimmy says."
..........dedicated to elizpupunc ...............
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Benny, the Radioactive butterfly: Book one
HumorBenny the radioactive butterfly and his radioactive friends are on a mission: For corn puffs! But when they realize an evil being is after the corn puffs, they need to get serious! Will they get the corn puffs in time? Read this humorous action book...
