Dedicated to moon_water_fire . They are so awesome! Read there book, Battle of the Unidentified Terrestrial Tarantula Zebras! Trust me, it sounds so stupid but it's really really good!
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"Alright guys, what should we do now?" I ask.
"Rob a bank?" Jimmy adds.
"No."
"Eat corn puffs?" Rexy says.
Jimmy cuts me off. "You idiot... What are we doing RIGHT NOW???"
"Sorry..."
"Well I don't know..." I add. "Go to Vegas?"
We all stare at each other and smile. "YEAH!!! NEW STORY PREMISE!!! THIS IS GREAT!!!"
"One problem guys..." I add. "We're in North Carolina."
"So?!"
"So Las Vegas is in Nevada."
"Oh..."
"How about our ex-chauffeur, Harry?" I ask.
George replies, "He's in Great Britain."
"Alright..." Rexy says. "Let's hitchhike."
"All the way across the USA, sure." Jimmy says. "My, you are being really dumb today, Rexy."
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Attention wattpaders of the universe! I, author guy of Benny the radioactive butterfly want YOU to comment below on these questions;
1. Do you think they're should be a new character?
A) Duh.
B) No. I like all of the characters.
2) Should I bring back Pépe?
A) Totally. I love Pépe.
B) Nah. I hated his guts.
3) Should I give them superpowers?
A) Heck no!
B) Sure, why not?
C) Worst. Idea. Ever.
4) Are you going to keep reading Benny the radioactive butterfly?
A) Yes! This is awesome!
B) Absolutely!
(I rigged it!)
5) Who's your favorite character?
A) Benny all the way y'all!
B) Rexy!
C) Pépe
D) (Angry) Jimmy
C) Other
Okay, if you have any feedback or ideas, comment below! Thanks for reading!
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Benny, the Radioactive butterfly: Book one
HumorBenny the radioactive butterfly and his radioactive friends are on a mission: For corn puffs! But when they realize an evil being is after the corn puffs, they need to get serious! Will they get the corn puffs in time? Read this humorous action book...
