Imagine this: A big NFL super stadium, and you look at the video board and see a radioactive antelope, a radioactive bat, a radioactive butterfly, a radioactive t-Rex, and a radioactive jackrabbit. Yes, we may have stopped at a Houston Texans game. And we may have wasted a whole day tailgating. And Harry may have pulled out a twig and fought with a bald dude.
After the game...
"Yaaaaaahhhhh!!!" Jimmy yells. "I won 10k at the game against a professional betting man!"
George replies "Yaaaaaahhhhh!!! I found a peice of gum under my seat! Wooooohooooooo!!!"
{Crickets}
"Um... Okay... Good for you George..." Rexy says.
Since we were in Houston, we decided to take a long walk around a small part of the city. "Ooh! Corn maze!" George says. "Why not guys?" I answer.
We were greeted by a man wearing farmer attire with a county accent. "Howdy ya'll!" He says. The entry fee is five George Washington's." "Me?!" George says. "Oh wait. Washington isn't my last name. Haha. Sorry!"
The farmer rolls his eyes. "Oh, I almost forgot to mention. I know you fellas might think this is lame, but here's a safety whistle for you. Five groups of people got stuck in there. But we saved them. At least I think we saved them. I don't really remember..."
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........................(Jimmy's narrating now)
I drop the safety whistle at the entrance. "I don't think we'll need this stupid little thing anymore. Hahahahaha...." I mumble. Pépe sees me. He yells something in French. I say "Shhh..."
.......(Benny's narrating again)................
12 minutes later...
Here's a little update for you; Rexy just fainted, Pépe dug himself a four-star rabbit hole/house, and I am surrounded by my sometimes idiot friends in a corn maze!
"Nein!" Yells Pépe. (No in French.)
"It's been twelve days since we got lost. I'm starving!" Jimmy moans dramatically. I reply, "Dude, it's been twelve minutes. And remember how many tacos you ordered at the Texans game?!"
"Oh yeah..."
Will we ever get out of this?!
(Authors note)
Okay readers! Who is your favorite character? Is it Benny? Rexy? Please comment below!
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