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✧・゚: *✧・゚:* ❝ 𝗔𝗥𝗘 𝗘𝗟𝗬𝗦𝗜𝗔𝗡 𝗜𝗗𝗢𝗟𝗦 𝗢𝗥 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗨𝗣 𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗘𝗗𝗬 𝗔𝗖𝗧𝗦 ? ❞

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✧・゚: *✧・゚:* ❝ 𝗔𝗥𝗘 𝗘𝗟𝗬𝗦𝗜𝗔𝗡 𝗜𝗗𝗢𝗟𝗦 𝗢𝗥 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗨𝗣 𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗘𝗗𝗬 𝗔𝗖𝗧𝗦 ?

✧・゚: *✧・゚:*  

angel: i miss talia.
moon: sumi-
angel: talia used to call me sumi...
moon: maybe 'cause that's your fucking name

✧・゚: *✧・゚:*  

sora on twitter: i've been told i'm too negative and hostile towards my members. so to all my members out there; if my tweets offend you i humbly apologise. i honestly didn't think you could read.

✧・゚: *✧・゚:*  

mei: what's an orgasm?
sora: when you fold paper to look like birds and shit.
kimberly: that's oregano, bitch.

✧・゚: *✧・゚:*  

sora: i-i think i saw a monster
hyunjin, terrified: w-where?
sora, pointing at the door: t-there!
hyunjin: SLENDERMAN !!!!
mei, opening the lights: shut up, it's just me

✧・゚: *✧・゚:*  

talia: so you remember what to do if i ever get shot, right?
sora: of course.
talia: aaaaannnnnddddd?
sora: if you ever get shot, as you fall to the ground i am to sing 'MMM WHATCHAA SAYYYYY,' no matter the circumstances.
talia: good 👍

✧・゚: *✧・゚:*

talia: if i was trapped inside a room filled with explosives and the only way out was to eat chocolate cake, i would die.
moon: how would you even end up in that situation?

✧・゚: *✧・゚:*  

hyunjin: *eating a cinnamon roll*
angel: cannibalism
hyunjin: *confused chewing noises*

✧・゚: *✧・゚:*  

miracles: :(
sora: turn that frown upside down!
miracles: ):
sora: listen here you little shit.

✧・゚: *✧・゚:*  

hyunjin: you have no idea what i'm capable of.
kimberly: don't take it personal, but i feel like i'm being threatened by a cupcake.

✧・゚: *✧・゚:*  

mei: wow, moon is so pretty.
talia: don't be jealous mei, you're pretty too!
mei: i'm not being jealous talia, i'm being gay.

✧・゚: *✧・゚:*  

angel: i accidentally wore my contacts to bed, sometimes i think i'm so stupid.
kimberly: don't worry, i do that all the time.
angel: wear your contacts to bed?
kimberly: no, think you're stupid.

✧・゚: *✧・゚:*  

mei: i am an expert at identifying birds.
talia: okay, what about those ones flying over there?
mei: yup, they're all birds.

✧・゚: *✧・゚:*  

moon: i can fit the whole world in my hands.
moon: *cups angel's cheeks*
angel: ...
moon: what's wrong?
angel: so it's only my face that matters?

✧・゚: *✧・゚:*  

hyunjin: when i was small—
talia: *snorts*
talia: "was."

✧・゚: *✧・゚:*  

moon: wine?
angel: i don't drink.
moon: water?
mei: she just said she doesn't drink.

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