(COMPLETE)Vampire Yami X Reader Maid Cafe

Chapter 15: drunk

"Woah you're fast" a random girl stopped me
"Uhm, thank you."

Almost getting caught using my inhuman speed, I start sweating as soon as the girl holds my hand.
"Do you wanna dance?"
"Yes."

Fuck.
God damn it.
Piece of shit.
No I don't want to dance.

As she dragged me back to the dance floor. She started going at it.
....wait a minute.
I can't dance.

I mean I can dance formally, I'm not horrible. I can kill it when it's a slow dance, but actually dancing.
Yeah I'm as bad as Joey. When the girl stopped dancing she chuckled.
"Aw you're so cute when you're flustered, do you not know how to dance?"
"...."

I ignore her comment, and my eyes land to the bar.
Is y/n drinking?

Y/n POV
"Alright, ima go sit down, my legs hurt and uh....I'm gonna die."
"Psh you're gonna be fine y/n."
"No I'm....not I'm not." I chuckle.

I sit at the bar minding my own business, the bartender came up to me.
"Need a drink?"
"Get us a shot will ya?"

I turn to see Duke smiling at me.
"Oh uhm, Duke I don't drink."
"Well, tonight will be your first night."
"No Duke, I seriously don't drink.."
"Why not?"

"The taste is horrible bleh."
"It's not about the taste." He laughed, "it's about the feeling, hey I saw you were sad earlier, this might help."
Two shot glasses were slid across the counter, mine landed right in front of me.
Duke drank his shot and smiled.

"Phew...alright you next."
"Uhm...I don't really know about this..."
"Come on y/n, we don't live forever."
"....uhm....I guess you're right..."

I quickly gulped down the drink, sticking my tongue out in disgust.
"Ugh how do you drink this stuff."
Duke laughed as he patted my back.
"Well how do you feel?"
"Kind of good..."

"Fantastic, hey bartender throw us another one."
"No duke, thats enough-"
"Come on! Just keep drinking."
I sighed as I gulped another shot down.

"How do you-"
"Give me another one."

I was feeling weird after the third shot.
"Wow you're a light drinker."
"W-what?"

I felt dazy, but I was relaxed.
"Haha, hey y/n, wanna get out of here?"
"H-huh? Yeah sure."
"Great..." Duke rubbed my shoulders and lead me to the exit.

Yami POV
"Oh no the fuck you didn't..."
"Something wrong cutie?"
"Uh gotta go."

Right when Duke was about to leave I tapped him on the shoulder.
"Uhm, where are you guys going?"
"I'm taking her to my place."
"No."
"Dude she's my girlfriend"

I forgot that Duke didnt know me since I never introduced myself. I cross my arms and glare.
"She is not and will never be your girlfriend. Give her back. I call dibs, she's mine."
"*hicccup* I think the train goes moo..."
"You got her drunk you asshole!"
"She did this by herself calm down, why do you care?"
"Give me my y/n back."

"Wait you know this chick?"
I forcefully take y/n into my arms. Duke was stunned for a second before getting pissy.
"Hey come on dude what the hell?"
"Find another bitch thats willing to sleep with you."

"Fuck off dude."
"Punch yourself in the face."
"I'm not going to-GAH!"
He fell to the ground as he held his cheek.
"W-what the hell! How did you-"
"Break your nose."

"What-AHHHHH!"
Nobody in the room payed attention because they were all having a good time.
Duke was the only one of all of us bleeding.
"Yami look you can drink now ahaha." She pointed at dukes blood before losing her balance but I got her to stand up.

"You're fucking crazy! Are you some kind of demon?"
"Ehhh, I guess you can call me that...not really though."
"Yami get offfffff..." y/n tried pushing herself away from me.
"No."

"Get off me...get off..."
"Why?"
"Y-you made water come out of my eyes."
"...I made you cry?"

"Look dude...." Duke held his nose. "She doesnt want you, give her to me right fucking now."
"How the hell could you speak to me that way after I broke your nose you dumbass."
"Stop....I...want more drink."
"No drink...I'm taking you home."

"Hey! Come on dude."
"Go away duke"

"I want a Mexican party..."
"Y/n tell me why I made you cry."
"Get off....." She weakly hit my chest.
"Alright let's take you home."

I asked Joey to drive y/n's car and give it back the next day.

So I just flew us to her house.
I cant drive..
I dont need to learn.
"Hey I can see my house from here.." she giggled.
"Uh-huh."
"Hey look Yami that guy is naked."

"What?....oh god cover your eyes y/n."
"He has a small pen-"
"We're home."

I lay y/n on her bed but she keeps leaving to roam around her house.
"Go to bed y/n."
"I think I forgot to blink..."

"Now y/n."
"No..."
"Go to bed."
"Ahaha, your hypnotism dont work on me."
"I forgot.."

"Okay...go away now I'm mad at you."
"Why?"
"Because you forgot bout me when you were smooching that skank."
"......you were mad at me because I was kissing another girl?"
"Mhm." She nodded and yawned.

"Oh y/n I'm sorry."
"For what?"
"Kissing another girl."
"What does that mean?"

I face palmed.
"Me go night night..."

I carried her to bed and she snuggled against her pillow before grunting.
"I hate dress..." She mumbled as she started to TAKE OFF HER CLOTHES IN FRONT OF ME.
And it was mating season so it was worse.

"Y-y/n-"
"Hold up, I'm changing...Yami get me my unicorn pj's.
I swiftly turn around and look her her night gown.
I closed my eyes as I threw it to her.
"Not unicorn-"
"Just put it on y/n." I whined.

Thump

"Y/n?" I uncovered my eyes and quickly closed them as I was sure to get a nose bleed.
"Oops I fell off the bed ehehehe."
"Put your damn clothes on!" I blushed.

"Uhm...Yami do I put it over head or under?"
"What?"
"Help meeee?"
"No y/n I can't or ill lose control of myself."
"Psh........help me."
"No."
"Please?"
"Y/n I will always say no, no matter-GAHHH!"

Y/n hugged me from behind and laughed.
"Help me put it on."
"Y-y/n! Put your c-c-c-clothes o-on!"
"Help."

I sigh and close my eyes shut.
"Okay, put this right here."
"Why are you closing your eyes?"
"I dont wanna see you naked."
"...I'm naked? Perv!"

I mentally face palmed as I managed to put her night gown on her.
"Okay go to bed." I safely open my eyes.
"Okay!" She held my hand as she took me in her bed.
"What are you doing?"
"You're my pillow!" She clapped.

"No y/n I'm-Ngh.."

She snuggled up to me and wrapped her leg around me.
"I forgave yami..." She sighed.
Everytime I tried getting out of bed she would pull me back with her.
I suppose ill be staying the night then.