Sanders Sides One Shots

Getting Together (RemusxJanus)

Warning : Spoilers for Sanders Sided new episode, slight blood, mention of Jeffrey Dahmer. Lack of consent for a kiss - so always ask for consent irl.... It's Remus, ok?!

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Janus sat watching Remus twirl his bloody mace, as blood splattered up the dark, gray walls.

Remus was sat, watching as animals ran past them window, his eye twitching as he imagined bludgeoning them to death.

Janus internally groaned, finding Remus adorable when he got that crazed, insane look in his eyes.

He sunk down, rubbing the bridge of his nose and appeared in Virgil's room, "we have a problem!"

"You being in my room? Because then yes, we do have a problem." Virgil grumbled, not looking up from the journal Patton gave him to write his thoughts and feelings in.

"This is serious!" Janus whined, falling face down on Virgil's bed.

Virgil sighed, "let me guess, Remus did that distant insane look you love so much."

Janus nodded, whimpering quietly into the thick purple covers. Virgil simply patted his back softly, waiting for the lying side to calm down.

"What did I do, Virge?" Janus asked quietly.

Virgil thought, Remus wasn't one for consent for himself, and so that gave Anxiety a great idea, "I know... just kiss him."

Janus' eyes widened, "are you insane?!" He squeaked, "I cant do that?! What if he just laughs or-"

"You can say it was a sick joke." Virgil said softly, resting his elbow on his knee, his chin on the palm of his hand.

"I should ask for consent." Deceit said, knowing how important consent was.

Virgil rolled his eyes at the half snake, "it's Remus. Why would he care for consent when he blabbers on about how 'amazing' Jeffery Dahmer is?"

"Hey, don't speak in that tone of voice! If you must know I happen to like it when he talks of Dahmer." Janus defended, smiling as he pictured Remus' eyes light up and have a psychotic smile on his face.

Virgil sighed, "whatever... look just go and kiss him."

It was silent for a moment besides Virgil's clock that was spinning and ticking.

"Come with me?" Janus asked, scared.

Virgil sighed and got up, "come on Jan..."

Janus smiled and got up instantly as they both sank to were Remus was, which was not in the kitchen, holding a knife and staring at it with a large sinister smile on his face, facing away from the two.

Virgil patter his back and hid behind the wall as Janus slowly walked up to Remus, "uh... hey Re..."

Remus turned and set the knife down, his sinister smile falling and a gentle one gracing his lips instead, "hey Janus, what's up?"

"Nothing just... just uh... Jeffrey Dahmer...?" Janus stumbled over his words, wanting to hit himself in the face.

Virgil facepalmed at his friend from behind the wall and then rubbed his nose after because it actually hurt.

Remus' face lit up like a child on Christmas, that got a dead rat, "you know, his first murder in Bath township Ohio, in 1978!" Remus started and went on and on and on.

Deceit listened to The Duke with a soft, adoring smile, but then soon tuned him out, instead looking at the gray streak in his hair, those gorgeous brown eyes covered with eyeshadow, that cute moustache just above his very kissable lips.

"-and his crimes also involved a lot of-"

Janus cut him off, kissing Remus with his eyes closed, tasting the pickled deodorant the side ate and was being tickled by the moustache.

Remus was frozen, with his eyes blown wide open for only a second, but then his eyes closed instantly and kissed back, his arm going around Janus' waist, pulling him closer.

Virgil smirked and snuck over and Janus stuck out his hand, palm up behind him subtly and Virgil smacked it with a high-five and ran off before Remus saw him.

God, did it feel good to kiss Remus.