chapter nine. | holy shit you're not dead

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thrusday, 07:03
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(Y/N)'s whores 🤤

pimp daddy
hey guys

kuroo kuroo meow meow
HOLY SHIT
YOURE NOT DEAD

kuroo's kitten
omg
you're okay
wait what the fuck
who made this my name
i hate it

kuroo kuroo meow meow
is that really important right now kenma
(y/n)'s not dead

hoot hoot motherfucker
kuroo did it

kuroo kuroo meow meow
bro you traitor 😭😭

pimp daddy
hehe
glad to see everyone's doing okay
sorry for disappearing :/

agaasHii
(y/n)! i'm glad you're okay, there's no need to apologize. i'm not sure what happened but i'm sure you had a good reason.

kuroo kuroo meow meow
no need to apologize? bitch u better be groveling at my feet next time you see me 😤
making me worry like that

kuroo's kitten
kuroo i'm like 99% sure this was your fault in the first place if anyone should be groveling it's you
smfh

pimp daddy
haha kenma
it's fine it's fine
for once it's not actually roo roo's fault
i overreacted big time and it was over smth completely unrelated to you guys
i'm sorry 😭

kuroo kuroo meow meow
i'm sorry too tho
i defo pushed you too much
but don't disappear like that again
you didn't even go to school
like
😭😭

hoot hoot motherfucker
YEAH I WAS WORRIED
YOU DIDNT GO TO SCHOOL

pimp daddy
what
bo i mean i understand the worry but
we don't go to the same school

hoot hoot motherfucker
well my bro was worried
and i have amazing brostincts
so i was worried too
and also i was worried because you weren't answering
and i thought you were dead

kuroo kuroo meow meow
bro 😍

hoot hoot motherfucker
bro 🥺😍

agaasHii
... gross

hoot hoot motherfucker
ur just jealous of our bromance

kuroo kuroo meow meow
yeah 😡 jealous

kuroo's kitten
no akaashi's right it's gross

pimp daddy
yeah it's pretty nasty

hoot hoot motherfucker
😡😡 u guys are just salty u don't have
the broship that we do

kuroo kuroo meow meow
smfh jealous haters
let's just ignore them bro

pimp daddy
eww
get a room
or a house
get married

hoot hoot motherfucker
omg that's a great idea

kuroo kuroo meow meow
😳😳😳
bro 😳😳
does this mean what i think it means

kuroo's kitten
i-
😑

hoot hoot motherfucker
bro will you make me that happiest bro
alive and become my brosband

pimp daddy
if i'm not the flower girl i'm suing

kuroo kuroo meow meow
bro 🥺❤️❤️❤️

agaasHii
ugh you two

kuroo's kitten
honestly
(y/n) go back into hiding
all they did when you weren't here was mope
it was a lot easier to deal with

pimp daddy
D: kenma
be happy for the new couple

kuroo's kitten
😑😑😑

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thursday, 16:31
15 new messages

nekoma vbc

kuroo kuroo meow meow
GUYS
(Y/N) ISN'T DEAD

mom #2
i could've said that myself
but
yes i am not dead
hey guys

mom
OH THANK FUCK
I WAS GOING TO GO INSANE

tall bitch 🤢
what why

mom
"wHaT whY"

mom #2
lmfaoo
good to know you didn't murder lev, yaku

mom
soon

tall bitch 🤢
soon what
SOON WHAT?

inouka
haha lev's gonna die

shibyama
lol

kuroo's kitten
pfft
omfg
here too?

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