friday, 11:21
3 new messages
roo roo
alright (y/n)
listen tf up 👏
here's what you're gonna do
poopoo pants
what
focus on class smfh
roo roo
no shut up
don't be a hypocrite
you're not paying attention either
poopoo pants
yeah well
okay fine whatever
what exactly am i gonna do?
roo roo
😌 talk to your boyfriend durh
pog champ
my what now
roo roo
future boyfriend?
whatever
i have come to the conclusion that miya atsumu boned you
poopoo pants
kenma told you didn't he
roo roo
no
i overheard you two talking and made an assumption from the snippet of conversation i heard
poopoo pants
🤨
roo roo
okay he told me
BUT
only because i am a wise sage and he knows i give great advice
poopoo pants
a wise sage who's worst insult is poopoo pants
roo roo
ma'am i am offering help
just trust me you scumbag
poopoo pants
hmm
fine impart your wisdom upon me mr. roo roo sir
roo roo
i will ignore the obvious sarcasm in that message and inSTEAD FOCUS ON THE POSITIVES!!!
so 🙏 my dear friend
you're going back to your mom's tomorrow right?
so you're gonna talk to him then
and make up
and then make out :)
poopoo pants
okay 1. perv that's extremely gross i will not make out with him
2. that's actually fairly decent advice, again minus the make out with him part
3. only one problem with that i completely panicked and told my mom i wanted to stay here this weekend SO
roo roo
okay well then just
tell her you changed your mind?
poopoo pants
well i can't do that because
i made up some stupid lie about
spending the night at a friends place
roo roo
EXCU S E S
tell her that your friend got sick
poopoo pants
but i told her it was multiple friends
roo roo
okay stop making up bs reasons as to why you can't go
do you not want to?
poopoo pants
ofc i do
roo roo
press x to doubt
poopoo pants
okay fine ig i don't
roo roo
and why not
poopoo pants
I DUNNO
roo roo
okay okay
are you nervous to see him again?
poopoo pants
i guess yeah
roo roo
and why's that
poopoo pants
idk i just feel like things are gonna be awkward between us
roo roo
AND BAM
that's it
you don't want to go because you're afraid of awkwardness 😌
poopoo pants
what the fuck
roo roo
my brain
it is majestical
poopoo pants
not the word i would use
but yeah your right
any wise sage majestical words of advice on how to overcome awkwardness and/or fear of awkwardness
roo roo
just don't be awkward
poopoo pants
okay that last piece of advice was useless
but everything else was actually
decent
thank you roo roo
roo roo
HAHA YES
i am great at advice
poopoo pants
the best
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friday, 16:32
no new messages
(Y/N)
hey mom
i know this is kinda
sudden and stuff but my friends canceled
so uhm
would it be okay if i did come tomorrow?
mom
of course!
so does that mean you want to do the camping thing with the twins then?
(Y/N)
oh uh
i'd rather not do that
mom
hmm? okay...
is everything alright, sweetie?
(Y/N)
yeah everything's fine
thanks mom
love you :)
mom
love you too !
see you tomorrow :)
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patching things up | miya atsumu x reader
Fanfictionafter knowing miya atsumu for years, a single mistake tears the two of you apart. or something like that. ─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ─── (miya atsumu x reader)! !! i do not own haikyuu !! (completed; 5/15/20)
