patching things up | miya atsumu x reader

chapter twelve. | u had sex dude

four days ago
monday, 13:46
3 new message

shitsamu
are you gonna tell me
what happened
between you and (y/n)?

shitsumu
no

shitsamu
yes*

shitsumu
no

shitsamu
yes
tell me
or i'll just find out myself

shitsumu
no don't do that
i can't really
tell you
she'll get more pissed at me
than she already is
i think

shitsamu
aHAH
so you did something
hmm
did you break something of hers?
wait no
she has endless patience for you and your shenanigans
this was obviously something bad
a fight
a big fight
uhh
did you snoop through her phone?
or
never mind just tell me

shitsumu
okay okay uh
it wasn't so much me doing something
it's more like
we did something

shitsamu
oh
OH
wait
did you guys like 👉👌

shitsumu
well

shitsamu
haha i knew it was gonna happen
suna owes me lunch for a week now
wait then why is she mad at you??
she consented right?
right??
if she didn't i will actually push you off a cliff

shitsumu
YES OFC SHE DID
i'd never
which is why i don't really get it
she just like
idk
left after
and then
i tried talking to her
and then she ignored me
for a while
and then she blocked me and we haven't talked since
i talked to her mom
and came up with some weird camping trip thing
its too much to explain
basically
she told me that (y/n) isn't coming this weekend so??

shitsamu
bruhh omfg
well then
you two just need to talk
about feelings
honestly this is the dumbest thing
if you two just
did the
🤢 nvm i can't
it's so gross
u had sex dude 🤢🤢🤢
ugh i wasn't home right? DID YOU GUYS FUCK WHILE I WAS HOME?

shitsumu
do you really want to know the answer

shitsamu
oh no
NO
NO

shitsumu
you are very unhelpful in every situation involving (y/n)

shitsamu
not my fault you're an idiot in every situation involving (y/n)
like seriously you're so dumb i don't even know what advice to give

shitsumu
I AM STRUGGLING RIGHT NOW WHY DO YOU INSIST ON BEING MEAN

shitsamu
L

shitsumu
ihysm