The History Of WATERPARKS according to me (Completed)

Chapter 5 - Members: Geoff

Geoff wigington. He plays guitar and sings a bit. Mostly back up vocals. Like everyone loves to mention: He has the bluest eyes that we, for some reason, want to drown in. Blue=water. Water=drowing. I don't understand it either. 

Where do I even start? Geoff is really something not many people know about. He would tell you about his obsession with Zelda (Breath Of The Wild is his favorite. If I remember that correctly) and how he beats Otto at Mario Kart all the time. Or Smash Bros. He is a massive nerd. His favorite colour is green. He has said once that just the colour alone means a lot to him and he is not good at explaining what it means to him. He is bad at reading, but is very proud when he finishes one book (So are his friends, It's so sweet). When it comes to his personality, I would say he is the sweestest and most adorable guy you will ever meet. He can be a bit rough, but he has gotten better. According to other fans (Perhaps also bandmates) Geoff gives the best hugs. I never had one, so I have nothing to proof. This is again one of those things where I have never met any of the people I am talking about and so I can't give a realistic image. 

But...That does not stop me from gushing about the man I have a enormous crush on. God, he is just so...How do I put this? Fucking adoralbe and gorgeous at the same time. Everytime I see him I just feel my heart swell. Even when I am writing this I have to stop every word, just so I can smile. I love him and there is just nothing I can do about it. There is nothing I want to do about it. God, he is so pretty. And cute. God, He is so fucking cute. Objectifying people is bad and I feel really weird as I write this. So, I will stop now. 

Now for the serious stuff....I wish life had been a bit easier on him. You see, he never really shows it when he is upset. You always see this happy and sweet person. It just scares me to death if I start to think about what might have happened to him. He had a front row seat when most of the shit  went down. That does something to a person. Even when you are just there to witness it. I just wonder from time to time what would break a guy like him. Not that I want that. God so help me, If anything ever happens to him. They will not have a good time if they even dare to lay a wrong finger on...Yeah, I see now. We as fans/friends are so overprotective over him that we forget that he is a grown man that probably knows how to fight for himself. We don't have to fight his battles for him, but we sure can help.

 Oh, man, I remember something Awsten said once. It was about a shirt. So, when you tour for a long time together you start to notice weird habits. Basic hygiene is out the window since you can like never shower. Often you have to wear the same clothes more than one day in a row. It's gross. So Geoff is one of those people who doesn't care about all of that, but is willing to better himself. That is a nice way of saying that he gets really insecure about certain things when enough people point it out. One time he was wearing this cat shirt. I don't really know. It was just a shirt that he wore often. Like, you have one sweater that always fits and feels good. That was his shirt. Fans had pointed out that he wore it that often. 'Didn't you wear that last week?' Anoying shit like that. It got to his head and now he never wears it anymore. You see what I mean? He stopped wearing  his FAVORITE shirt just because stupid fans told him to. Like washing machines are a thing and people like that are stupid. You're fine. I don't actually know how it went down, but if how I said it, is true...Oh boy! 

Conclusion: Fans are stupid. Geoff is sweet and talented. I love him. Also, If you ever take part in the bulying that Awsten has set up years ago, I will hurt you.