Me: I've got another dare to do, and you're going to help me out.
Macaulay Culkin: *whispers so Michael wouldn't hear* Okay, so what's your dare?
Me: This moonwalker dared me to make it look like someone killed his pet chimp Bubbles.
Macaulay Culkin: He's not gonna be happy about that...
Me: I know! But it's just a dare. 😅 Now, let's get started. You go find Bubbles the chimp and bring him over here while I get the fake blood out, okay?
Macaulay Culkin: I'm on it!
*Macaulay goes outside to look for Bubbles and once he finds him and brings him inside, I told the chimp all about the plan*
Me: Bubbles is going to play dead while covered in fake blood.
*After Macaulay Culkin and I cover Bubbles the chimp with fake blood, we both run outside to find Michael and pretend to be freaked out*
Me: OMG! Michael!
Michael: What? What is it?
Macaulay Culkin: Bubbles the chimp was playing indoors when one of the dogs attacked him!
Michael: WHAT?!
*MJ, Macaulay Culkin, and I run back inside*
Michael: *starts to cry in fear as he kneels down next to his beloved chimp*
Me: 😰
Michael: NOOOOOO! WHHHHHYYYYY???!!!
*MJ rushes over to grab his cell phone from the other room and he begins dialing a veterinarian*
Michael: Hello?! Please help! My pet chimp Bubbles was attacked by—-
Me and Macaulay Culkin: MICHAEL!
Michael: What?!!
Me: *is carrying Bubbles the chimp in my arms and he is 100% safe and sound* It was a dare!
Michael: Wha—😢
Me: It was just a dare!
Michael: WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?! I REALLY THOUGHT THAT BUBBLES THE CHIMP WAS DEAD! 😩😥
Macaulay Culkin: But Michael! We—-
Michael: *starts bawling* 😰
Me: Michael, I'm sorry!
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Truth Or Dare With Michael Jackson: THE SEQUEL!!!!!
HumorA sequel to my popular truth or dare with MJ book. Requests are CLOSED.
