aphmau headcannons

internet

okay I know I usually don't say as to whether chapters should have an age warning (because I couldnt give two shits about adding warnings, and no one cares about them anyway) but this chapter does have adult-ish(?) topics, or at least more than the usual shitpost. so younger audiences have been warned

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Okay, so hear me out.

I have this headcannon thing that Katelyn, Travis, Dante and the SK's all get along really fucking well. Like they all hang out a lot and just vibe really well together (Katelyn and Gene would get along so well, convince me otherwise)

*okay, so now that there's a backstory, on with the shitpost*

So when they all moved into the new mystreet, Katelyn, Kawaii~Chan, Dante, Travis, and the SK's decided to come up with stupid names for their internet stuff.

Like stupid and sexual enough so that their other friends refuse to connect to their wifi (excluding Zane and Lucinda *they helped come up with some of these names*)

Katelyn and KC's wifi name/title thingy is Hentai Heaven. While their password is coochie_cove.

Dante and Travis's wifi title is SimpCity and their password is cum_culture

And Gene, Sasha, and Zenix's wifi is called HornPub Dungeon while their password is bussy_water

(their passwords were all going to be based off of old Myspace usernames, but they decided against it)

All of these names get a kick out of the group, like it should. So they all have the names of their wifi and password framed in their living rooms (kc made them)

But during quarantine, katelyn and kc's wifi goes out, and they can't fix it. And they don't want to call the internet company because they have to tell them the wifi name and password so they can see what the problem is. And the two avoid it, like cowards. And stay at Travis and Dantes for a few days, even though its quarantine time

But Travis and Dantes internet gets jacked after two days and it fucking breaks as well. So now the group is screwed because no one wants to call the company and have to explain to them what their passwords are.

While the Shadow Knights just watched this all unfold from afar. And you can bet these three revelled in the chaos this stupid idea from two years ago has caused.

Travis ended up bribing Dante and basically payed him in oreos to call. And Dante had to explain to this person that his wifi is SimpCity, and the password is cum_culture

Katelyn didn't give a shit, she has books and spotify premium, that's all that mattered. But Kawaii~Chan lives and thrives from the internet, so she was the one who explained to their internet company that their wifi is called Hentai Heaven.

They all did indeed get it fixed and went back to their quarantine shenanigans after a few days.

And no, they did not change their wifi names or passwords after this event. In fact, Travis and Dante have a second frame for the bill that their internet company gave them for having to fix the router and wifi malfunctions