Part 5 I think, i dont know I really don't want to go check it's like two am. Part something of "what mystreet character would say some stupid and out of context thing my friends have said". This time it's quotes from before quarantine. This shit's been in my notes for a hot second.
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Aphmau: If you like pineapple pizza I trust nothing you have to say
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Dante: There's a wild pig in the wall
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Laurence: Cheeseburger backpack coming in clutch
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Katelyn: This chair was a waste of my time.
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Garroth: The elephants know we've seen too much
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Travis: I bet my ass can clap the loudest.
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Kim: IS THAT A PEACOCK
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Garroth: Why do dogs go yes but not neigh
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Laurence: I've got flapjacks in the toaster oven
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Kim: This shirt has fishies on it
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Kawaii~Chan: Monch cronch coin crotch
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Zane: A blanket should not make me this happy
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Aaron: Question one, can I punch the glass? Follow up question, will it break?
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Lucinda: Oh my god, could you stop masturbating for FIVE FUCKING MINUTES.
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Travis: Sticky note lost sticky so now new sticky replaces old sticky because sticky has become less sticky
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Dante: Dr. Buzzkill just stepped on the frog
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Zane: Am I can I sam I am fucking sad
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Katelyn: I pulled off a successful heterosexual cosplay for 16 years. I think I know what I'm doing
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Kim: Don't blame the seahorse, he's a damn angel
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Aphmau: He's innocent I do hope to say
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Garroth: My hulk hands could never
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Melissa: Grab the tittie
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Katelyn: Hell's like a drive thru. Pick up your sins and go
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Travis: Look! My pocket pussy fits in the weed pouch in my windbreaker
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Lucinda: Stick your tongue in the blender and we'll find out
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Dante: I commit arson at least three times a week
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