• Triple Threat Together • [Zourry] |Man X Man|

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       I snicker in amusement when Ash trips over a tree root that's sticking out of the ground. He mumbles incoherent curses, using his thin lavender wings to help himself up.

"I know you're out here Zayniekins," He hissed while brushing off his slightly soiled frilly skirt, only to trip over a fallen twig because he wasn't watching where he was going. I smile fondly. How could someone as graceful as a ballerina be so darn clumsy at the same time. "If my makeup gets smudged because of your childish antics, I will not hesitate to kill you, or better yet sick Justin on you so I don't ruin my fresh manicure."

      I huff softly. Leave it to Ash to threathen me with his husband when we both know Justin won't do shit. Justin is the epitome of peaceful and friendly, something that always leaves me puzzled since he is the second in command of the faerie army.

      He continued scanning his surroundings carefully trying to determine where I'm hiding. "Come on Zayn, it will only take a couple hours tops and I'll even buy you that leather jacket you've been fawning over with Justin's credit card." He negotiated, trying and failing to bribe me out of my hiding spot. No chance is that shit happening.

      As much as I'd love to get my hands on that Louis Vuitton black leather jacket, I'd much rather work my ass off and earn the money to buy it than go to the mall with a shopaholic like Ash. I'm sure that he could shop for weeks on end without sleeping or eating, and let me tell you this, you DO NOT want to be in the company of a sleep deprived Zayn whose suffering from mild starvation, because when I'm in that state I won't know the difference between your head and an apple, so beware.

       I curl my shimmering golden wings around my body as I scoot further into the tree using it's abundance in leaves to shield my body from prying eyes, namely Asher. He's getting closer and closer to where I am so I look up to the sky and send a quick prayer to Zeus, Jesus or Allah; anyone thats listening because I know that it is only a matter of time before Asher will be hauling me through the forest to the mall where we'll spend at least five agonizing hours shopping for heels, crop tops, mini skirts, skinny jeans or worse... lingerie, Lord give me strength.

       I was so engrossed in my thoughts that I didn't notice that Ash was practically burning holes into me as he looms over me, hands crossed over his chest with his wings flapping indignantly in the wind. He clears his throat obnoxiously gaining my full attention. I smile sheepishly at him only causing him to sneer at me while scowling. I sigh loudly... wait for it... wait for it...

       A loud slap resounded through the forest causing the birds to screech in fright and fly away from the supposed 'danger'. "Oww!" I yelp rubbing the sore spot at the back of my head while pouting up at him. He's so mean.

"Don't even think about giving me that face Zayn. We've wasted valuable shopping time because of your foolishness, you're lucky you're my best friend or I would've kicked your fine ass back to the stone age when that jeans that you're wearing was in style. Now come on we have less than five hours before my date with Justin and I need to find the perfect outfit that isn't slutty but makes it loud and clear that I want to get laid."

 I scoff at him. "Ash, I'm sure your mate would fuck you into the mattress even if you showed up to that date in a garbage bag." I reply snarkily. He smiles at me with hopeful eyes,

"You really think so?." I simply roll my eyes and wave him off. I'm really starting to doubt my choice of making him my best friend, he's obviously nuts. I unravel my wings, stretching them out to their full length. I stand up extremely slow just to piss him off but hurriedly walk to the edge of the sturdy branch when his hands started to glow violet not wanting a repeat of last time. I propel into the air performing a perfect backflip, landing softly on the forest ground.

"Showoff." Ash mutters flying down towards me. He lands beside me allowing his wings to go limp like mine before he grabs my arm pulling me through the forest. I had to curl my wings tightly around my body to keep them from slamming into huge oak trees or from getting torn to bits by thorn bushes and stray branches.

      I groan loudly. There is only one reason why Ash would be running like his life depends on it and thats when the mall is having a sale because and I quote ' Asher Emilio Wilson-Bieber runs for noone.. except for Justin and sometimes Zaynie. Oh! and makeup too... L'oreal and Revlon are life." And thats when realization hits me. Shit, shit, fucking shit... its Black Friday, Lord help me.