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The Goat

(A/N Hey there's a little surprise in there for you guys. Sorry for the later post.)

   Ok. Wild stuff is happening.

   First of all, Ms. Natasha pulled me into a separate room. I thought she was mad at me but she handed me m&m's and told me I was her favorite, so haha take that Mr. Clint!

   Oh and also Darrell's back. We don't know why or how, but he is. We called a petting zoo and asked them to take him. They sent this nice guy, his name was Stan. He came a couple hours after we called the zoo.

   But.

   We couldn't find Darrell.

   Now you guys need to know that Darrell is a really fat goat. We just thought it was normal.

   But.

   When we found Darrell, he was in Captain Roger's bed.

   With little goat babies.

   And Darrell was no longer fat.

   "What did you say her name was?" Stan asked.

   "Darrell." Captain Rogers said, shocked.

   "We'll have to change that."

   Not-Darrell looked us in the eye. "Baaaaa." She called.

   So the problem is Not-Darrell refuses to move away from her goat children and tries to bite us when we get close, so there's no way of moving her. Even if there was, Captain Roger's bed is covered in the gross birth slime. So he obviously had to move rooms.

   On that note, I have a roommate now.

   He's asking if I'm writing about him. I tell him yes, about what happened today. He said to ask you guys what to name Not-Darrell. That's actually a good question. She can't stay Not-Darrell.

   Anyway, I should go to bed. This has been a wild day and tomorrow we have to try again to get Not-Darrell to leave.

   Bye!

(A/N ok so I know it's really short but I really wanted to do this as I'd mentioned Darrell in other chapters. Comment what Not-Darrell's name should be and I'll choose the most popular one on June 2. Also, I'm running out of ideas. If you have suggestions/requests plz comment and suggested chapters will being to appear next Thursday, may 28 2020. I actually am in need of ideas...)