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Watching Infinity War

(A/N this has some Infinity War spoilers so to anyone who hasn't seen it,  you've been warned so don't sue me. Aaaaanyway, enjoy. Shout out to @aquarriana who suggested this, she has an account with a story that's pretty awesome.) 

   So there's this company- Marvel- and they write fanfiction of the Avengers, including me. Except, it's movies and stuff. So anyway, they have this whole story line going and we all just went to see the latest movie, infinity war.

    It's a mess.

    We've never heard of Thanos. Thor confirms there's no one alive with that name. 

   When we got to the part where they needed Shuri's help to remove the mind stone, there was an argument so massive we had to pause the movie- Mr Stark has his own theater. Bruce and Shuri argued that we didn't know enough to remove the stone easily while Mr Stark claimed that his technology could do it. No one really won the argument, Ms Natasha made us stop so we could keep watching. 

   Then, of course, there's the ending. There were mixed reactions. (LAST WARNING MAJOR INFINITY WAR SPOILERS!!!)

   Vision's death was met by crying from Wanda and a quiet, "Oh dear." from Vision himself. 

   When Thanos said, "You should've aimed for the head," Thor said, "If it's really a weapon forged in the heart of a star then it should've cut right through your chest. And, of course, if it's like Mjolnir, then you wouldn't be worthy."

   Then, Bucky died, and Bucky screamed, "I'M NOT DEAD!" he turned to Steve and said, "Please tell them I'm not dead. I'm very much alive."

   Then Mr Wilson died and he yelled, "Come on man, why do I have to die alone!"

    Scarlet Witch died and she said nothing, just glared at the screen.

   T'Challa died and he said, "Right after I got my country back."

   Then Groot died and Rocket said, "Give me back Groot or your dead, mister." Groot said, "I am Groot," And Rocket screamed, "I WILL NOT CALM DOWN YOU JUST DIED!"

   Then Mr Quill died and Mr Stark laughed, which got Mr Quill very offended.

   Then Drax died, and he said, "I'm pretty sure I'm alive."

    Mantis died and she said nothing.

   Dr Strange died and he said, "Now you guys are screwed, I'm the only one of you with a brain. Well except Natasha." 

   And then... I died.

   I started crying, everyone was crying (Except Fury, the dude's heartless), someone threw a knife at the TV. Mr Stark stared at the screen and whispered, "I die too, right? Please?" And then he hugged me really tight and he just sat there until the movie ended. Then we had a big group hug until the end credit scene. 

   When Mr Fury died he yelled a very not-Steve-friendly word, the exact same one he was going to use in the movie, before yelling, "Why do I have to die!"

   After the movie Ms Natasha stood and calmly said, "Where are the producers?"

   I'm fairly certain she's planning a murder.