Peter's Blog

WHAT

   Guyyyyyssssssssssssssss. Guess what.

    Themostamazingthingeverhappenedtodayandit'sAMAZINGandI'llneverbethesamebecauseeeee

   I'm worthy.

   Of Mr. Thor's hammer.

   Milk door or something- Mjolnir! Yeah. It. Was. Awesome.

   So we were in the middle of some prank war- our monthly thing- and I was pulling this elaborate prank on Mr. Clint. I had to build something for it and it took a couple days. When I finally had all the materials I realized... I didn't have a hammer.

   Mr. Stark was busy but then I remembered Mr. Thor had a hammer so I went to ask him if I could use it but he was asleep. However the best moment to prank Mr. Clint drew near so I took the hammer, leaving a note:

Borrowed ur hammer but I'll bring it back soon, would've asked but u were asleep

-Peter

   So anyway I brought the hammer back into the lab and used it to finish building the machine and then I went back to Mr. Thor's room but he was apparently awake and, as I would soon discover, in the living room. His note was not there so I assumed he was ok with me using his hammer. I remember thinking about how the hammer was supposedly heavy but thought it was just Spider Strength.

   I went into the living room to find everyone staring at me, the note in Ms. Natasha's hand. "Hi." I said awkwardly. "Um, just returning this." I said, giving the hammer back to Mr. Thor.

   Just then, Mr Stark walked in, took one look around and said, "You guys are really surprised? Of course Peter's worthy."

   "I'm what now?" 

   Mr. Thor started laughing. "Man of Spiders, only those worthy of ruling Asgard can lift Mjolnir!"

   I blinked. "So you're saying... I'm worthy of ruling a world?"

   "Yeah, and the fourth one of us to lift it. Vision and Steve can." Natasha said. (A/N I know Steve only lifts it in Endgame but in my mind it still counts) 

   "If you choose, you have ancient right to rule alongside me!" Mr. Thor offered.

   "Oh, um, I'm honored but I can't go to Asgard, Mr. Thor." I said.'

   "Why not, Man of Spiders?"

   "I have... homework." I protested. "And school, and... stuff. Plus I don't think I'd be the best ruler, that would obviously be you..."

   "Yeah, Thor he's a kid." Mr. Stark added.

   "I admire your courage, Man of Spiders. Very few would turn down such an offer. Do not worry. I will be around for many years to come. At least Loki's not wor-"

   Loki came through a portal and stole Mjolnir, laughing as he lifted the hammer. We all stared at the wall he'd came through after he disappeared.

   "I should go take care of that." Thor said, standing up. After he left. we all fell silent.

   "Is anyone else still wondering if the elevator can be worthy?" Steve asked after a moment.

(A/N hey guys hope you enjoyed. Next Saturday I'll add a special guest. Do u guys want Loki or Ant Man? Comment to vote, I'll give a half-hour-to-closing warning May 29th 2020)