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Everyone Is Sick and It Is 99.7% My Fault

Heyyyyyy.

I have no clue how I messed up this badly.

But I did.

So it was my turn to cook dinner, and I decided, hey, I don't know how to make anything but pasta and Mr Stark made that last night.

So I made pancakes. Nutella pancakes, to be exact. They taste amazing, especially with syrup. You just make normal pancakes and add in Nutella!

But we were out of Nutella.

EXCEPT for Clint, he keeps small supplies of food hidden from the others in the vents. Mostly chocolate and- you guessed it- Nutella.

So I asked him for a jar and he asked why, and I told him, "I'm making dinner tonight and it's an ingredient." He looked at me like I was insane but crawled into the vents anyway, returning with the chocolatey spread.

"Make me proud kid."

So I went back and made like thirty Nutella and thirty plain pancakes (ten plain with berries, ten plain with chocolate chips, and ten just plain for boring Steve.)

But here's where the mess up happened.

That Nutella was reeeeally old. Like, dinosaur and Mr Stark's parents old. When I was cooking, I did smell an odd odor, but I never thought to check the expiration date.

The Nutella was fifteen years old.

Apparently, Nutella made the year you were born makes people violently sick.

So maybe ten minutes after we ate I said, "Mr Stark? I don't feel so good..." And neither did Wanda because she threw up.

So now half the avengers are have food poisoning, including me, and it's 99.7% my fault. Not 100% though, because Clint kept Nutella from 2005 in the vents and never once thought, hey, maybe I should go through my supply. But I also didn't check the date, so only .3% blame on him.

On the bright side, I no longer have to cook dinner.

(A/N Bad Nutella can't hurt you according to google but fifteen year old anything will probably make you sick, so don't try this at home. If you do, don't sue me because I've specifically said here not to.

Also, two weeks in a row! I wouldn't get used to it though, this came from me desperately brainstorming as I put away laundry and remembering that one time in FACS when we were making pancakes. FACS is Family and Consumer Sciences for readers who may not know, I know it's called different things in different places.

Also Shout out to Illusion_Of_A_Mirage and aquarriana for input  on who would eat plain pancakes. Illusion has helped me plenty in the past with these types of things. Aquarriana is actually writing her own story so you should go check it out!

Edit: actually crediting people, actually saying who eats plain pancakes. This is what I get for planning ahead I suppose.

Goodbye

-Ottergirl)