Fucking Hiccups CAKE MPREG

N O S H I T

~LATER THAT NIGHT~

    Calum and Luke actually ended up napping on the couch together yet again. But this time Calum woke up before Luke which was a rare occasion, however eating almost 24 wings wasn't the greatest idea and he was feeling it now. Luke was lucky enough to receive even just one wing because boy did he feel ravenous in the moment, but Calum couldn't say the same now with 20 wings just sitting in his stomach god he felt like a thanksgiving turkey.

"oof." Calum said a little bit louder than he intended to. He's trying to be quiet for Luke's sake I mean come on the guy had to deal with Ashton questioning the meaning of life for three hours. But he was growing more and more uncomfortable as time passed since Luke was practically wrapped around him like an octopus. "You okay bubs."

"Shit." Calum muttered under his breath, the last thing he wanted to do was wake Luke. "I'm alright bear just feeling a bit full if it's okay can you move a little." Luke quickly repositioned his body to where Calum could lay on his chest without suffocating him. Calum then intertwined his legs with Lukes, planting his head on the other boy's chest making sure his tummy had room.

"Thank you so much bear." Calum breathed out with a sigh of relief. "No problem baby, now lets see the damage." Luke smiled brightly holding back some giggles.

"You've got to be fucking kidding "Calum snorted. He could see the amusement on Luke's face he knew exactly why the boy seemed so overjoyed by the predicament he was in. All he had to do was split the wings, but no he just had to eat 20 of them. Getting lost in his own pity Calum suddenly felt a very large hand make its way to his clearly bloated stomach.

"You have outdone yourself Hood I mean 20 wings that's a new record and you got the tummy to show for it." Oh did he want to slap that stupid smirk off of Luke's face but at the same time he couldn't help but laugh.

"Ooooh." He painfully groaned. Maybe laughing wasn't the best thing to do after consuming two pounds of wings. "Does your tummy hurt bubs." And of course Luke was looking at him with those sympathetic blue eyes, but he wasn't in the mood for sympathy. "No shit it hurts Luke." He grumbled, he really regrets those wings. However Luke was used to Cal's attitude it was something he dealt with on the daily so against Cal's protest he began to soothingly rub his angry belly in circles. "Mmm fuck you hemmings." Calum tried to sound angry but there go those magical hands. "I know you too well Hood don't you forget it." He could've easily said something sassy in return but he was melting under Luke's touch never wanting the rubs to stop. Luke continued to soothe Calum until sure enough he went back to sleep however Luke's back couldn't stand another night sleeping on the couch so he decided to carry Cal up to their room with petunia and Duke following in line.

~THE NEXT MORNING~

As per usual Luke was the first person up. He needed to do his daily ritual of watching Cal sleep. The way his chest slowly rises and falls while he sleeps is something Luke will never get over. But he cuts this moment short as he realizes just how hungry he is judging by the fact that Cal only left him four wings last night, how could he not be hungry it takes more than 4 wings to run this machine. So Luke quietly went downstairs and fixed himself some pancakes leaving some for Calum when he's awake, he also leaves a little note on the plate for his love. After placing the note he remembered to feed his other two children their breakfast. Petunia being a pretty large bulldog mix you can imagine the amount of food she can put away. But petunia was Luke's literal baby more than he would like to admit she's the perfect mix of crazy and lazy all at once. Duke on the other hand is still iffy about him at times, but Luke's been trying to gain his trust by giving him extra snacks. Calum warned him about Duke as he was marked as dog/people aggressive at the shelter, but that didn't stop Luke from trying to pet him. Luke stopped his train of thought when he heard nails hitting the floor fast and that could only mean one thing. He was soon greeted by petunia's wiggly butt waiting for her cue to eat.