Fucking Hiccups CAKE MPREG

W H A T T H E F U C K ~12 WEEKS~

"I'm hungry I don't care about the stupid fucking ultrasound I want food."

"Well, you should've thought about that when I told you to eat last night because now you can't eat until after the ultrasound."

"I wasn't hungry last night because I felt sick. What don't you understand? Clearly, you don't care about me. If you cared you would let me have Wendys or something."

   Luke wanted to scream. It's crazy how irrational pregnancy can make people. Not to call Calum irrational... But the boy definitely wasn't acting level headed right now. Today was their first real ultrasound and it was supposed to be special since they'll finally hear the baby's heartbeat. However, somehow Calum made food more important than seeing their unborn child. It wasn't like Luke forced Cal to starve. Whenever Cal wanted something he was there to get it. But he never likes to listen.

"All because I won't let you have Wendys you think I don't love you. Babe, you knew that you couldn't eat a couple of hours before the ultrasound. I told you to at least snack a little last night before you went to bed. It's not my fault you didn't listen to me. So get that pretty ass in some fucking clothes and get in the car."

"I'm not going anywhere. Have fun being normal and doing normal people things like eating whenever you want." Calum was quick to lock himself in their bedroom. He wanted nothing more, but to have spicy chicken nuggets and a chocolate frosty. He knows he has the ultrasound today, but the mood swings are getting the best of him today. Plus lately, he'll feel sick one minute then really hungry the next. Like what kind of bullshit is that? All he wanted to do last night was hug the toilet and now he's fucking starving.

"Bubs... you know that if you come with me you'll see our little nugget today. Not only that we'll hear the heartbeat. But, if you want me to reschedule the appointment I'll do it. However, are you sure you don't want to go right now? Our baby is waiting for us, Cal. Just like the Wendys drive-thru is."

The whimpering on the other side of the door was deafening. What was he thinking? You can't reason with pregnant people it's virtually impossible. Fuck was all Luke could think.

Lost in his thoughts Luke didn't notice Calum peek his head through the door.

"I'm a bad parent. I'm selfish Luke. Why do you bother staying with me? You can have anyone you want and yet you still choose to be with me. Why? I'm a terrible person and I'm going to be an equally terrible parent. I care more about eating than seeing my own child. How bad of a parent does that make me?" Tears were brimming Calum's eyes right now. Luke had no idea what to say at this point. Upsetting Calum was so easy to do these days it was like trying to walk in a room full of legos without getting hurt.

"Babe you are pregnant. Do you know what being pregnant means? It means that your body is changing in every possible way. Do you know how amazing it is to be able to grow a baby from nothing? You're an amazing parent and our baby hasn't even been born yet. And you want to know why you're such an amazing parent? Well, I'll fucking tell you. You're an amazing parent because you're growing our baby. And growing a baby takes so much energy and you still deal with it. You have to go through being nauseous all the time. Even when you feel sick you try to eat anyways because you'll do anything to make sure our kid is okay. Let's not forget that you have to deal with crazy hormones right now. Hormones you can't control. I'll never blame you for that Cal because it's the baby doing that not you. There's so much shit that this baby is doing to you and you just deal with it because you're fucking amazing. Got it?" Luke was praying to any god that will listen. Calum better feels good after this or there's no hope.

"You really think that?" Calum's voice was soft.

"Of course I think that bubs, you're selfless and you don't even realize that. You're growing our baby, I could never do that. So do you want to stay home or do you want to meet our baby?"