Day 17

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17. Two characters are in a relationship. One is the most sarcastic being on the planet - the other thinks everything they say is true. That is all - write.

"Opposite attract."

"no really?"

"Of course they do. I mean we're together and we don't really have that much in common. I mean you're useless."

"arr love you too."

"You're so sweet, I love you too."

"Yeah but how am I useless. I'm offended really, how could you?"

"I'm sorry but you really can't do the dishes."

"I know dear, I'm just expressing my opinions."

"You need to do that more often, nobody knows anything about you."

"Of course they do. They know I'm sweet and caring and can make one mean pizza." Jenny froze and looked up at her husband, Paul, in confusion.

"No you can't." Paul sighed.

"I was being sarcastic."

"Oh."

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