Kiss Off ↣ jschlatt

ii: a very pretty girl

johnathan schlatt
15 may

jschlatt: psst
jschlatt: psst

i sighed, as carson failed to answer my discord messages.

jschlatt: HEY FUCKWAD

callmecarson: she said yes.

jschlatt: god bless you

for the past twenty minutes i have been waiting on the edge of my seat for carson to tell me the verdict.

what verdict? the verdict on whether or not a very pretty girl would be willing to meet and stream with lunchclub.

a very pretty girl who i have been obsessing over for the past two months.

a very pretty girl that i had to convince the rest of the guys to give a chance.

a very pretty girl that i now have an excuse to talk to and stream with.

my phone buzzed again.

callmecarson: don't worry, i didn't expose you for stalking her pages

callmecarson: yet.

carson has come through for me once again. i probably owe him everything, my career, my friends, and now maybe even this girl.

this girl's name is milo, but she goes by milo.jpg online. from what i can tell, she's very pretty. like, ridiculously so.

she has this long, brown, wicked curly hair, and big grandma-frame glasses, and these adorable freckles, and—

i got a discord notification, from milo.

it was just a simple "hey" once she joined the server, probably to announce her presence. i jumped on the opportunity to talk to her, immediately sending back a greeting.

jschlatt: hi!!

i sound like a goddamn twelve year old girl.

ted and cooper also greeted her before carson asked what time we were all free to do a call, just so she could meet everyone. ultimately, everyone agreed on 7pm tomorrow, and i don't think i've been this excited in a long time.

needing something to keep my hands busy, i was scrolling twitter when something caught my eye. a new tweet from milo, saying she was going live right about now.

why not watch? it's not like i haven't been essentially stalking her for months. at least now i can actually make my presence known in the chat.

i clicked her stream and the minecraft default screen was up, along with her facecam. she was sitting with one leg bent up in the chair, and one foor resting on her desk. she was talking to the chat and answering a question about one of her series.

"well, yeah. my semester just ended and im clearly back at my parents' house," she gestured grandly to the room around her. "so i'm probably going to be bringing back the horror games soon. i mean, what else am i gonna do with my time?" she gave a half-hearted giggle.

i decided to comment something about her sitting position. it's nearly the same in every stream and i just don't know how she does it.

jschlatt: how is that position comfortable for you??? like, how do u fit ur legs up like that?? wild

her chat went wild, freaking out over my presence. she stayed relatively calm, though.

with a laugh, she angled up her camera and walked backwards in her now-on-camera bedroom. once she was at her doorframe, she began to speak.

"schlatt, i'm five foot nothing," she traced an imaginary line from the top of her head across the door. "it's not that hard."

her laugh was great, i loved being able to actually interact with her on stream. i had no idea she was so short. i also liked her pink fuzzy socks that she just exposed herself for wearing.

she sat down with a huff, quickly resuming her position on the chair. i commented again,

jschlatt: shortass

"hey!" she said, staring right into her facecam. "i'm not short. just a little below average." she crossed her arms and gave the camera a pout before turning back to her computer screen.

"anyhow, schlatt, it's nice to see you in stream! how are you?" she spoke casually, as if we were the only two people there.

jschlatt: i'm doin fine, you?

there were people in her chat already shipping us. not that i was completely opposed, but as far as they know, we just met.

"oh, i'm doin' alright. pretty tired, though. probably won't stream for more than an hour or two," she casually, clicking into her server.

she and i held up a loose conversation as she played, it was just a one-person gravel and sand grind that night. her chat eventually calmed down, adjusting to my presence. it was kind of nice being able to talk to her. i'd avoided it all this time, until carson finally gave in and talked to her for me.

speaking of, the guys have been giving me so much shit the past few days, ever since i convinced them to give her a shot. my intentions were probably obvious, but i honestly don't really care.

as her yawns got more and more frequent, she decided to call it a night.

"sorry, guys. i moved back home today after finals, i'm wiped. that's gonna be all for tonight, thank you to everyone who tuned in, and thank you all of our new subscribers! i really appreciate it. finally, a big thanks to mr. jschlatt here for comin' to chill with us! mega cool."

she put both her legs towards the floor and sat forward some. with a final "goodnight!" she raided a friend of hers' stream and went offline.

i sighed and got ready for bed, ignoring the many twitter notifications on my phone.