***im drunk wihstl writing this please dont kill me i didnt mean for this lall i wanrted was to be nice tomy fmaily by saying fthanks for the pina colada but it ended up like this im so sorry***
Debby Ryan winked whilst showing off the Ellen Underwear™️ in his backpack. I was instantly aroused as Ellen has always been the sexiest lesbian I've ever seen. I make eye contact.
She sexes me up.
I sex her up.
Yet, we're prevented by a barrier by law called 'this is pedophilia'.
I instead turn to Debby Ryan. "Hey, you're even more sexy than Debby Ryan- oops! Did I just say that?"
Debby Ryan laughed. "Yes, you did. And I'm flattered. Thanks."
I stroked his arm seductively. "Good. So-"
He turns to me. The atmosphere darkens. Life becomes salty. I feel like dying. Death, death, death. "You know I'm a gang leader, right?"
I seizure in my seat. "What??????"
And suddenly, the legend made sense. A ginger gang leader who's initials aren't specific, but must be D. R.
I jolted again in my seat.
"Can I do the sex with you? You being Katie Kardashiondumbface. I wouldn't mind. I've got nothing or no one else better to do because half the people seem to become Gordon Ramsey or Godzilla.
Then I fell and fell onto his lap which I also remembered had his dick there and I was instantly aroused like Dave-Smith Junior Junior Calpol the third who was now dead. Maybe I understand him now? Maybe I don't?
A/N: Lololololool i been watching a lot of blackpink and k dramas during isolation and now i'm kinda alike what because im also tryna learn japanese which yeah i guess it makes no sense so im also like what also drunk yes yes yes yes yes like yes yes yes
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The Sex of Debby Ryan
Humor**DEBBY RYAN IS A MAN. NO FEMALE. FEMALE DEBBY RYAN NO ALLOWED. YOU FEMALE DEBBY? LEAVE AND FOREVER HOLD YOUR PEACE.** Katie Kardashiondumbface is just your average 16 year old girl, going to school, breathing in oxygen, eating, drinking, consuming...
