Truth or Dare, Kiss or Swear
James's pov
I am really tired of trying to make Wolfstar happen soooooooo..... WHAT DO I DO?! Wait.... what if i just make them play a game of Truth or Dare, Kiss or Swear? It won't be suspicious because it is a general game and..... well they won't get suspicious. Then i will try to get them to either confess or flirt.... yessss. Ok, so there is me, Sirius and Moony. I might ask Wormtail so it won't be just us and maybe Evans.... i kind of hope she brings Severus... i mean Snivellus. Thats right, because i don't like that sly Slytherin idiot.
"What. Are. You. Plotting. Potter?"
It's Snivellus. Ok. Just act cool.
"Nothing. Snivellus"
Oh, and I just realised i am in a hallway, outside of class, because i was picking on Snape.
"I know that face, Potter. And if you aren't going to tell me, then at least apologise to me so we can get back to class."
"I....... would rather tell you actually. You know how Wolfstar is my OTP?"
"Yeah... i ship it too to be perfectly honest with you"
"So i guess you aren't exactly the antimerlin. Anyways, i have a plot to make it real. You wanna join?"
"Sure.... i don't see why not.... What's your plan then Potter?"
"Well Severus, we can-"
"Did you just call me Severus?"
"No. No, i did not. Get your head out of the gutter!"
"Suuuuurree"
"Shut up! So, if you get Evans to join and I get Peter to join we can make them all play Truth or Dare, Kiss or Swear. They won't suspect anything because its just a game and you, Evans and Peter would be there too. We could get them together! It's a foolproof plan!"
"Honestly..... that isn't such a bad idea..... And there is no way for anyone to get in trouble... Sure, I'll ask Lily"
"I'll ask Peter and the couple of the century. How about.... tonight? In the Gryffindor common room? Say... 6pm? No one hangs out there in the evening. Everyone is either in detention or in an extracurricular activity soooo?"
"Sure, see ya then Potter"
"See ya then, Snivellus"
......
"Fine.... i will pretend you apologised"
"Thanks Snape! I owe you one!"
"Yeah.. you do"
No pov
They walked in to class and Snape lied to cover James's ass. After class there was lunch in the Great Hall. Lily sat at the Gryffindor table when Snape whispered in to her ear about the plan. She agreed and went on with her lunch. James asked the Marauders and they all agreed. Operation Wolfstar was underway.
Snape's pov
Ugh. Still CANNOT believe i agreed to this. I was walking to the Gryffindor common room when i realised i dont know how to enter.... then the Fat lady moved and there was James Potter. He has some really nice eyes..... they were like a hazel sea.....i could get lost in them..... not that i would ever admit that to anyone.
James's pov
Woah... He wasn't in his robes.... he was in a black shirt with some black jeans.... and his face still looks perfect tho....... no they dont... i mean they kinda do.... but no one will find out that i feel that way!
No pov
"Come on in Snivellus"
"Ugh"
"Hey Severus!" Lily shouted out.
"Hey Lils"
"Hiya Snape" Sirius said.
"Hello Snape" Remus said.
"Hi Snape" Peter said.
"Hello" Severus responded.
"Let's start shall we?" James asked.
We all sat around the fireplace.
"Just a reminder guys. This is magically binding so if ya don't do it.... you get hurt. Sirius, Truth or Dare, Kiss or Swear?"
"Let's go with Truth then"
"Do you have a current crush, Sirius?"
"Yes. Easy. Truth or Dare, Kiss or Swear, Lily?" Sirius said.
"Dare" Lily responded.
"I dare you to pick Truth next time" Sirius answered.
"Sure. Remus, Truth or Dare, Kiss or Swear?
"Truth"
"What's your sexuality?"
"Easy, I am gay"
Oooooohhh's came from the group and Remus just chuckled.
"Prongs, Truth or Dare, Kiss or swear?
"Kiss... cuz i am not a p-"
"James. Language." Lily interrupted.
"Fine then. Kiss Snape"
"Uuuuuummmmmmmm.......uhh-"
Snape turned to face James.
"Just get it over with Potter"
Snape caressed James' face and kissed him. James tensed up but melted into the kiss. Snape pulled away and carried on like nothing happened. James was blushing and becoming flustered. Snape turned to him and said "Flustered are we?"
"No. Not at all, Snivellus. Nope. Not. At. All."
Remus whispered "Ha, i ship it" into Lily, Sirius and Peter's ear"
"Me too" Lily answered.
"Same here" Peter replied.
"Snivellus, what do you choose?
"How about Swear?"
"Swear you won't read at all tomorrow"
"Fine, i only have Defence Against the Dark Arts anyways"
"Pettigrew, Truth or Dare, Kiss or Swear?
"Well.... i guess Truth?"
"Have you ever had THE talk?" Snape asked.
"I know you think i am innocent and stuff but yeah. Lily, you have to choose truth now right?"
"Yup"
"Erm okay.... Do you ship any of the people in this room?"
"Yeah, 2 ships actually"
"Okay...." peter responded.
"Sirius, Truth or Dare, Kiss or Swear?" Lily asked.
"Truth"
"Ooh i know, Top, Switch or Bottom?"
"I am a T-t-t, a bottom"
Remus thinking to himself "i guess I'm keeping that in mind", while smiling to himself.
"Hahahaha James, 5 galleons please" lily said.
James handed over 5 gold coins to Lily.
"Really Prongs? And you too, Lily? Hey, James, what do you choose?" Sirius asked.
"Dare"
"I dare you to call Snivellus 'Daddy' for the rest of the game"
"WhAt?!"
"It is a dare" severus responded "or are you scared?" he teased.
"Am not....... Daddy"
Everyone burst into laughter even Snape.
"Merlin's beard this is fun!" Snape said while still giggling.
"I have to admit, this is fucking hilarious!" Remus said while laughing uncontrollably.
Even Peter laughed. Everyone started to calm down after a while.
"Ugh, Moony what do you choose?"
"Well not dare." Remus said while still chuckling. "How about truth?"
"Haha very funny. Truth.... soooo... are you a top, bottom or switch?"
"Top"
"Uggghhhh"
"You need to make better life decisions.... now hand over the galleons" Lily said.
He handed them over and sighed.
"Now, Snape, what do you choose?"
"Truth"
"Lets pass it around, shall we? Top, bottom or switch?"
"Top"
"Eyyyyyyyyy" lily said. "I should have made that into bet, ugh"
"Too bad" james responded.
"Lily, Truth or Dare, Kiss or Swear?"
"Dare"
"I dare youuu.... to talk in an aussie accent for the next 3 rounds"
"Oi! Mate! What was that for?" She said.
"Oi, Padfoot! Watcha gonna choose?"
Snape chuckled because he knew she could do it really well.
"I guess i'll go with kiss"
"Kiss your mate, Rey-mus"
"Do i have to?"
"You want to get hurt mate?" Lily asked.
"Awww, are you embarrassed?"
"Nope"
"Then kiss me"
Remus held his face and turned it to him. He leaned in and proceeded to kiss Sirius on the lips, Sirius became less tense and returned the kiss. Remus broke away from the kiss and Sirius looked down at the ground.
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Harry Potter Oneshots
FanfictionThis was a wolfstar/snames oneshot that is present in the marauders era but it turned out as a Harry Potter Oneshots book, so bear with me. P.s. Any artwork used is not mine
