This was a wolfstar/snames oneshot that is present in the marauders era but it turned out as a Harry Potter Oneshots book, so bear with me.
P.s. Any artwork used is not mine
Ps. I have no idea of any of these have been done before and i know some of these have but i can't tag the person out of memory, so sorry.
Ginny: *blushing* Hey Harry Harry: *not actually into her* Oh hey, Gin- Draco: BITCH, I WILL CUT YOU- Harry: *😗* Ginny: *☹* Draco: Potter can go die- Draco: *swaggers away*
Harry: Ugh, i didn't get any sleep last night Hermione: There's this myth that when you can't sleep, someone's thinking about you- Harry: WHO ON EARTH WOULD BE THINKING ABOUT ME AT 2 IN THE MORNING!? Draco: *sweats nervously*
*after fighting deatheaters* Hermione: *pats them on the back* Good job, gays- Harry: Draco: Granger, did you mean to say guy- Hermione: Did i fucking stutter?
Harry: *petting Buckbeak* Draco: I want to ride that. Pansy: I thought you didn't like Hippogriffs? Draco: I wasn't talking about the Hippogriff-
Blaise: *loses Draco in the crowd* Blaise: HARRY POTTER IS GREAT- Draco: *appears out of nowhere* Draco: EVERYONE THINKS HE'S SO SMART, SAINT POTTAH WITH HIS SCAR AND BROOMSTICK- Blaise: Found him-
Harry: Fuck you Draco: Is that an insult or a promise?
Harry's to do list: •Go to Gringotts •Do homework •Draco Malfoy •Save the world again •Buy new robes •Draco Malfoy
Lucius: *drunk* Narcissa, *hiccup* i think our son is gay- Narcissa: *already knew* Why do you think that, dear? Lucius: Well, *hiccup* he talks about the Potter boy a lot- Lucius: Oh and i don't know it means *hiccup* but i walked in on him *hiccup* being fucked by Potter- Narcissa: *didn't know they were together yet* .....Wow- Lucius: It's the first one, *hiccup* i-isn't it?
If Harry and Draco were roomates: Harry: So are you top or bottom? Draco: *blushes and sweats nervously* Well, uhm.... haha... I'm- Harry: I'm talking about the bunk beds, quit being gay for a minute-
Dinner in Malfoy Manner: Draco: Daddy, can you pass the salt? Lucius: Of course- Harry: Sure- Lucius: Harry: Draco: Narcissa: Dead Marauders: Godrick Gryffindor: Dead Lily: Dead Dumbledore: Obama: Dead Snape: Salazar Slytherin: The Queen: Draco: I can explain-
Draco: I can't believe it- Draco: I, honest to Merlin, cannot believe this is happening to me- Draco: WE KISSED; we're HUGGING- Draco: I'm hugging Harry FUCKING Potter- Draco: And you kissed mY FOREHEAD- Draco: I'm dead. I'm gone. It's just too much for me to handle- Harry: *holding in a laugh* Draco, we've been married for 7 years- Draco: and wE'RE MARRIED-
Draco: I can't imagine Snape with a sex life. Harry: ...... What the fuck, Draco- Draco: *imitating Snape* Move to position 394- Harry: *spits out Butterbeer*
Narcissa: Just checking, i wasn't the only one that heard Draco and Hary last night, right? Lucius: No.... I.. uh.....heard them too- Narcissa: Lucius: Narcissa: ... He gets the screaming from you when you're with Severus- Lucius:
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Harry: Hey guys? I'm kind of seeing someone- Hermione: we know you're gay but who is it? Harry: Well, you probably don't exactly love this guy- Ron: Just rip the bandage off mate Harry: It's Draco Malfoy- Ron: Put it back on-
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