Lily: Hey guys!! We're back, and we're gonna be reacting to a song called Aaron Burr Sir!!
Aaron: Oooh, yay!!
Lafayette: Okay...
[Company]
1776, New York City
[Hamilton]
Pardon me, are you Aaron Burr, sir?
[Burr]
That depends, who's asking?
Aaron: *laughs*
John: It's not that funny, you know.
Aaron: It's witty.
John: Whatever floats your boat *rolls eyes*
Aaron: Do you even...y'know what? I'm not even gonna bother.
[Hamilton]
Oh, well, sure, sir. I'm Alexander Hamilton, I'm at your service, sir. I have been looking for you.
[Burr]
I'm getting nervous...
Everyone: *laughs*
Burr: See? I'm witty.
Llo: Yeah, sure, whatever. Can we just continue??
GG: Yeah.
[Hamilton]
Sir, I heard your name at Princeton, I was seeking an accelerated course of study when I got sort of out of sorts with a buddy of yours. I may have punched him.
Jefferson: May?
Hamilton: Shut up.
Eliza: Alex!!! Who did you punch!?
Lily: YOU'LL SEE!! IT'S A REALLY GOOD LINE!! NOW SHUT UP!!!
It's a blur, sir. He handles the financials?
[Burr]
You punched the bursar.
Everyone: *laughs*
The 3 girls: *not amused because they have heard this line 5 million times* OKAY QUIET DOWN!!!
Everyone: Fine, jeez!
[Hamilton]
Yes! I wanted to do what you did, graduate in two, then join the revolution. He looked at me like I was stupid, I'm not stupid.
Burr: I didn't say you were!
Alex: *mumbles* I'm NOT stupid.
So how'd you do it? How'd you graduate so fast?
Jefferson: Wow, pushy much
[Burr]
It was my parents dying wish before they passed.
[Hamilton]
So you're an orphan? Of course! I'm an orphan! God, I wish there was a war, then we could prove that we're worth more than anyone bargained for!
Jefferson: You stupid immigrant! You filthy immigrants know NOTHING about what's going on in OUR country.
Alex and Laf: HEY!!!
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Hamilton Reacts!
FanficIn this book, the people who work with Alexander Hamilton and who are mentioned in the movie are going to react to the entire musical!! There is a bit of Racism at the beginning with Jefferson, who is disgusted that the actor who plays him is black...
