My Shot

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Lily: This song is called 'My Shot', and it's very repetitive, so please don't get annoyed, and if you show that you're annoyed, you're going into the ice pool, got that??

Everyone: Yes.

Llo: Good.

GG: Let's start!!

Llo: Yeah!

[Hamilton]

I am not throwing away my shot! I am not throwing away my shot! Hey yo, I'm just like my country, I'm young, scrappy, and hungry, and I'm not throwing away my shot!

Thomas: Hah you poor boy!

I'ma get a scholarship to King's College! I prob'ly shouldn't brag, but dag, I amaze and astonish!

Thomas: *lies* you're not even that smart!!

The problem is I got a lot of brains but no polish.

Thomas: No you don't!!

GG: THOMAS THE SONG HASN'T EVEN STARTED YET!!

Thomas: I don't care.

GG: ICE POOL!! NOW!!

Thomas: NO!!!

GG: DO YOU WANT ME TO MAKE YOU SLEEP IN IT??

Thomas: I'm going in!!

I gotta holler just to be heard, with every word, I drop knowledge! I'm a diamond in the rough, a shiny piece of coal, tryin' to reach my goal. My power of speech: unimpeachable. Only nineteen, but my mind is older. These New York City streets get colder, I shoulder ev'ry burden, every disadvantage, I have learned to manage, I don't have a gun to brandish, I walk these streets famished. The plan is to fan this spark into a flame, but (darn) it's getting dark,

Thomas: Darn isn't even a bad word. DARN!! DARN!! DARN, GOSH DARN IT!!

Everyone: *laughs* 

so let me spell out my name! I am the-

[Hamilton, Lafayette, Laurens, Mulligan]

I am the A-L-E-X-A-N-D, E-R, we are, meant to be!

Thomas: Yeah, you weirdos are! Minus Marquis. Marquis is cool.

Marquis De Lafayette: Naw dawg. You can't just insult me like that.

Thomas: Insult...YOU?

Laf: Yeah, me an' my homies, we stick together, we ALL weirdos.

Hamilsquad: YEAH!

[Hamilton]

A colony that runs independently, meanwhile, Britain keeps (spittin') on us endlessly. Essentially, they tax us relentlessly. Then King George turns around, runs a spending spree. He ain't ever gonna set his descendants free, so there will be a revolution in this century! Enter me!

[Lafayette, Laurens, Mulligan]

(He says in parentheses)

Thomas: That's weird.

GG: THOMAS YOU'RE SLEEPING IN THE ICE BATH!!!

Thomas: You suck.

GG: AND WHEN WE LISTEN TO 'THE STORY OF TONIGHT' WHICH IS THE NEXT SONG!!

Thomas: Fudge you.

Lily: You have fudge? Is it chocolate? Can I have some?

Jefferson: NO I MEANT FUDGE!! FUDGE!!

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