𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗹𝗼𝗽𝗵𝗼𝗯𝗶𝗮 ☀︎︎ 𝗮.𝗲 𝘅 𝗷.𝗺

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sunnydays
MR MARRIOTT YOU ARE ONLINE COME BACK

marriottdraws
im here, calm down.

sunnydays
NO I WILL NOT CALM DOWN
YOU USED AN EMOJI
AND THEN LEFT
AND IGNORED ALL MY MESSAGES
i thought we were friends 🥺

marriottdraws
you want to be my friend?

sunnydays
well yeah obviously
are u that thick in the head that u cant tell i like you 😩✌️

marriottdraws
i didnt think you liked me at all.
i thought my mate payed you to message me.

sunnydays
that might just be the saddest thing ive ever heard
and i heard my dog whimper right before he got hit by a car 😍

marriottdraws
jesus christ

sunnydays
he was fine
sort of
not really
🥴

marriottdraws
moving on.
what are you doing right now?

sunnydays
mr marriott i do like you but i will not partake in online sexual intercourse until we are married >:(
listen to the bible 😫

marriottdraws
first of all, that is not what i was going to ask.
second of all, the bible means nothing to me.
finally, why do you just assume marriott is my last name?

sunnydays
you never corrected me so i just went with it 🤪

marriottdraws
it could be the name of my childhood hamster   
or the name of my favourite book character

sunnydays
it probably isnt though is it 😌

marriottdraws
yeah its my last name.

sunnydays
I KNEW IT
internet sleuthing time 😎
facebook: 600,000 people with the last name marriott
i can work with that 😘

marriottdraws
you know, you never answered my question.

sunnydays
ooPs SoRRy, soMeTHinG CamE uP

marriottdraws
extremely funny.

sunnydays
you know what im doing
im internet sleuthing 😎

marriottdraws
could you stop internet sleuthing for a minute or two?

sunnydays
if its important 😣

marriottdraws
it is.
can i speak to you?
like over the phone?
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