𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗹𝗼𝗽𝗵𝗼𝗯𝗶𝗮 ☀︎︎ 𝗮.𝗲 𝘅 𝗷.𝗺

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alex
hey james :)
i was wondering if youd maybe wanna come over to mine one night this week?
george is away for the weekend but i can always kick him out some other time if youre not free then lol
im rambling abit now
sorry ill shut up
just message me when u can
sorry

james
ofc! saturdays fine for me?
i like it when u ramble alex
dw
its cute :)

alex
HE JUST CALLED ME CUTE IRDVKUED
shit
that was not meant for you

james
ah
i see

alex
its not about u btw
its about this guy
that i met
at tescos
im messaging him
he said i was really cute and he wants a shag
not u

james
well tell tescos man to fuck off
only i get to call u cute
cutie

alex
james im in the living room w/ will george and fraser
if i start blushing theyre gonna ask whats up
dont u dare

james
shouldnt have told me that
shall i compare thee to a summers day?

alex
oi
tread lightly
shakespeare quotes give me boners 😈

james
shouldnt have told me that either 😈

alex
will is getting suspicious chill man 😼

james
okay but seriously is saturday good for you?

alex
more like SHAGTURDAY
please have sex with me
i rwalmy wanbd duck you

james
oh lord

alex
GYHRAT WAS WILL
ITS ME AGAIN
IM SORRY
FUCK
IM SUCH AN IDIOT
I KNEW I SHOULDVE GONE BACK IN MY ROOM

james
its okay!!
i know how will is lmao

alex
thank god
and yeah, saturdays fine :)

james
you mean shagturday?
too soon?
alex?
alex
alex