~𝓐 𝓦𝓸𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻𝓯𝓾𝓵 𝓣𝓱𝓸𝓾𝓰𝓱𝓽~ (One Shot Book & Requests)

🍋❎Wade Wilson x Male! Reader

Now kiddos, we all know this is going to be rated R! Why did you bring the kids?! Get them out! Run along now, filthy children! It's about to get kinky in here...

"Woah woah woah wait, that is not what I said!" The merc with a mouth said, gun pointed at the head of an armed thug- her name was not important, the writer is just lazy, don't mind him- as she gawked at him. "I mean, I wasn't going to-" as he flailed his arms around, she lunged forward and kicked the gun out of his hand and the fabulous Mr. Pool let out a loud exaggerated gasp. He spoke with a high pitched, animated voice as he reached for his katanas, "Why would you do that?! That was my only weapon and now I can't even finish my decision on whether or not to kill you!"

And with one slash of his katana at the end of his words, she was bleeding out dead on the floor. He winced a bit. "Man, the readers are going to call me sexist..." He sighed, tutting as he put his katana back up and he took his mask off. "Blame the author, not me!" The cafe was dimly lit with a dark orange glow from the streetlights outside, an eerie feeling covering the small shop.

"Baby?! Yeah, I'm not even gonna lie- I did it again!" He turned to the counter of the dark coffee shop as a head peeked out. Wide, (e/c) eyes peered at him in a small glare. "You fucking serious, Wade?!" The small, spiteful male said aggrivated as he steps out and chunks Wade's pistol at his head. (He ducked just before it hit him.) "You know, you've got a lot of foam in your mouth, you should be less angry." The smaller male glared at him. "Or we can fill your mouth with a different white-"

(Y/n) huffed as he walked around the counter and slugged Wade on the arm. "If you didn't pull yout whole 'I am Iron Man' bullshit my cafe would have been fine!"

"Hey, it's okay for Tony Stark to do it but not me?! That guy has a kid!" Wade sarcastically argued and his smaller boyfriend crossed his arms. "It's already bad enough you didn't let me help. You know, what if we didn't close?"

"Then I wouldn't do this." The taller male captured (y/n)'s lips in a kiss, the smaller male dragging forward as a groan escaped his lips and he muttered a small "fuck you, Wade."

When he pulled away with a smug look on his face, eyebrows high, (y/n) stuttered quickly. "Uh, W-Wade, no, I'm at work-"

"And you just closed." He set his hands under (y/n)'s thighs, pulling (Y/n)'s legs up to wrap around his waist and he didn't hesitate to grab his ass more than once. He crashed his lips with his boyfriend's and carried him to the storage room, closing and locking the door behind the both of you and slamming (y/n)'s back against it as he closed it. (Y/n) gasped out as the kiss grew feverish, his body heating up.

Wade pulled off his gloves, rubbing his body against (y/n)'s and the blood on him only made the friction slicker and the smaller male let out a small moan. Wade pulled away from his boyfriend, pressing their foreheads together as he pushed his fingers into the smaller male's mouth. (Y/n) already knew what to do, sucking and gently running his tongue over Wade's fingers as he looked at the larger male with hooded and lustful eyes.

(Y/n) grinded onto Wade, the antihero groaning as he tilted his head back. His own body responded by thrusting back upwards into (y/n), using his free hand to wipe blood up the smaller male's neck. (See? Told you it would be kinky!) The smaller male let out a deep moan and Wade pushed his fingers down into his throat, gag reflex seemingly disabled as (y/n)'s eyes rolled back. Wade smirked a bit, biting and sucking on his boyfriend's neck as his hand slips into the back of the smaller male's pants.

(Y/n) groaned around Wade's fingers and the larger male pulled them out, a thin string of saliva dripping down and using his free hand to push the smaller male's pants down. (Y/n) groaned as Wade slipped one of his fingers inside of him, prodding inside of him deeply, almost immediately pushing a second finger in.

Both of them grinded against each other and Wade set (Y/n) on the counter, zipping down a fly on his suit and keeping his fingers inside if his boyfriend, who gave him a strange look.

"I have a front flap on this for a reason," Wade smirked and his cock sprung out of the small flap, him reclaiming (y/n)'s lips in a harsh and desperate kiss. They both moaned against each other's lips, (y/n) wrapping his arms around Wade's neck as the larger male pulled his fingers out of his boyfriend and set his hands on the smaller male's waist.

They both pressed their bodies together, Wade pulling (y/n)'s pants completely off along with his shoes as he pressed himself in between his legs and jutted up against him, teasingly pressing against his hole but not penetrating him.

"Wade, don't tease..." (Y/n) said

"Oh, I'm gonna tease." Wade smirked at you, turning the camera away from him and his boyfriend.

The person who has requested this has asked to remain anonymous.... You kinky little shit. And you tease!