~𝓐 𝓦𝓸𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻𝓯𝓾𝓵 𝓣𝓱𝓸𝓾𝓰𝓱𝓽~ (One Shot Book & Requests)

💨Katsumi Orochi x OC! fem! reader

You hoe, kittenthepirate you better like this.

Strange videos on Youtube. Strange videos. Jessica's eyes narrowed as she read the tiny text of a Karen ranting on a video comment. A delicious smell wafted through the air and an anime that had something to do with martial arts was playing on the television. Jessica laughed loudly and Katsumi looked up from a big pot on the stove, smiling softly and smirking a bit at the smaller woman's behaviour.

He picked the shrimp up out of the batter, popping them in the cage to keep them in one place before closing it and sticking the small contraption in the oil and listening to it sizzle.

"Ah, what the hell?!" Jessica yelled as she shoved the laptop next to her on the couch. "Why are they cancelling Insatiable?! No!" Jessica ranted, gripping her brown hair in a nerded-out anger and she kept scrolling through the comments of a video; explaining why said show was cancelled. "It is not sexualizing murder! People need to stop saying that!" Jessica's voice raised an octave as she ranted and Katsumi fished the last of the shrimp out of the oil, placing them on a plate with a napkin on top.

As Jessica was furiously scrolling through comments, Katsumi made his way to the living room. He only glanced at the TV before squatting in front of Jessica, a large hand gripping the computer screen and pulling it back gently but Jessica just swatted his hand away. "Ah, no, stop it," she said as she tried pushing his hand away.

"What are you upset about?" Katsumi smirked as he pulled the laptop screen down again and Jessica glared at him for the gesture.

"They freaking cancelled Insatiable!" Jessica threw her hands in the air and Katsumi's eyebrows drew up in interest.

"Oh really?"

"Yeah! Like, it's just a show, and it's funny! How dare you say that it was offensive?! Like, bro, south Park and family guy is to, but that still got so many seasons!" Katsumi smirked at her as she ranted before gently gripping the laptop and pushing it to the side.

"Well, I know what can make you feel better." Jessica deadpanned at his words.

"What?" It came out more as a statement than a question.

Katsumi spread his arms out wide, smiling widely in his still squatting position in the middle of the living room floor.

"Me!"

Jessica rolled her eyes playfully and pinched her nose.

"That doesn't help at all!" She shouted playfully, Katsumi rolling his eyes in response before standing up.

"Well then I guess shrimp doesn't either." He placed his hands on his hips, shifting his weight to one foot as he cocked an eyebrow at Jessica and smirked once again.

"Oh hell yeah, shrimp definitely helps." Jessica hopped off of the couch, going to walk to the kitchen but Katsumi stepped in her way and blocked her in the living room, looking down at her. Jessica whined a bit, trying to push past him but was having no luck as Katsumi was stuck in place like a boulder.

"Babe move."

He didn't budge.

"Move, you little prince! You can't just tease me with shrimp!"