(Fuck you kittenthepirate. Just..... Fuck you.)
You Know you Sound Cocky as Fuck
Kumi huffed, foor tapping on the deck of her ship as she waited for the meeting she had; a meeting that started exactly twenty six minutes ago.
She couldn't be mad, she knew she'd do the exact same thing. She sighed, taking a sip from a teacup sitting on a table she was leaning on as she looked out at the ocean. After asking a crew member what the time was, she realized that who she was waiting on was a whole damn hour late.
'Next time he wants to meet, I'll just return the favour and be late on his ass' Kumi thought, smirking as she sipped on her cup of tea.
"Well, the entertainment has arrived!" A deep voice purred and Kumi looked up, happy that he finally decided to show up.
Kumi strided over to the tall male, setting her teacup down and crossing her arms as she got into a confident stance.
"Donquixote Doflamingo," she said, tilting her head as she holds her hand out for a handshake. She smiled widely at him, and the tall male returned the gesture. He held his hand out, firmly gripping Kumi's hand and accepting the handshake as he looked around her ship.
"Nice ship you have here, you should see mine. Sails make her ride beautifully across these waves." Doflamingo flourished an arm a bit, throwing his cape over his shoulder and Kumi sniggered to herself.
"Wow, you sound cocky as fuck..." She mumbled to herself, but kept her composure as she lead the tall male to the railing of the docks. She pulled out a couple of chairs, setting herself down as she resumed her admirably large teacup of tea.
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The two of then had been talking for hours, snide comments and cocky remarks on his end and a few laughs and remarks on Kumi's.
They had both been responding perfectly to each other, more joking with each other than actually talking about business.
Kumi had noticed him glancing at her more than a few times, but she left it be for the simple fact that she was doing the exact same fucking thing.
It had been a crude comment Doflamingo had made about a friendly crew Kumi had met that crossed a small boundary. Kumi sat up straight in her chair, folding her arms on the table and leaning on them as she listened to Doflamingo talk about the Straw Hat Pirates in a tone Kumi didn't appreciate too much and she held up her hand.
"Should we have a talk? We could go to the edge of the city at night and continue this conversation."
Doflamingo raised a brow at her and his smirk grew wider.
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Aléatoirebasically it might be funny, stupid, silly, smutty, or fluffy. you want it, I'll make it. It's all gonna be x male reader unless requested otherwise (Because frankly I suck at writing females