OPTIONAL STUFF
1. Traps
Zombies are stupid. Easier to trap. Yay. Dig a pit around your place! Make a wall of large, pointy sticks! Use broken, useless, or unwanted stuff to make a wall or something! You have creativity. Zombies do not. Use it. When traveling, you can lay down traps randomly to slow down the undead headed your way. just make sure that nobody else walks across them.
(Oh wow, that was short. Oh, wait, the part on aiming was shorter. No, I think the toilet part was the shortest. Actually, I think the shortest was on what zombies could do)
2. These places
Military bases would be very helpful. You can easily set up a base there (duh!), get vehicles (tanks are optional, but helicopters would be better), get weapons (if it wasn't looted yet), and meet some military officials to help you. The reason I put this in the optional section is that I don't want you to rush to the military base for everything if you already have the near you Police stations would be an easier to find alternatives, but I don't want you to insist on military bases just to get killed along the way (they ARE far, aren't they?) and blame me for it. Castles, safe houses, nuclear bunkers, missile silos, or jails can keep you safe, though hard to find. Farms provide food, but a wall would need to be built around it. Islands or oil platforms keep you away from them pretty well.
3. Distraction
When facing more than one zombies, do NOT use distractions. They will go after it, but some will also go for you. Still, it's still a risk if used on one zombie only. Don't blame me, zombies are unpredictable. At least for the big groups, I am sure of what will happen. Laser pointers are preferable, since you can't hit one while throwing something. Oh, right, something TOO obvious: do NOT send a person as a distraction, unless he/she was bitten and the infection is slow.Turns out infected buddies can still do good. Speaking of infected buddies, if one gets infected and there is no need for a distraction yet, you can try curing, as the zombie cure has not been found, try to experiment with foods if you have. If you have NO time, or NO food, or you're just lazy, just kill him/her. Better to just kill because you don't know if it will make it worse. KILL ALL THA ZOMBIES EVERYBUDDY!!!!!!!!!!
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How to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse
HumorBy: Tiny Cheezoids. Pictures by: Tin- WHATEVER! EVERYTHING WAS MADE BY TINY CHEEZOIDS!!! P.s. I know there are no zombies in real life, but if your imagination runs wild,(not too wild though, you could lose it but hey, if I didn't write wild it wou...
