By: Tiny Cheezoids. Pictures by: Tin- WHATEVER! EVERYTHING WAS MADE BY TINY CHEEZOIDS!!!
P.s. I know there are no zombies in real life, but if your imagination runs wild,(not too wild though, you could lose it but hey, if I didn't write wild it wou...
This may sound weird, but fire might not help so much. They want to hug you (and kill you), but you want to get hugged by a blaze? It may slow them down a bit, but well, they just keep walking everywhere, spreading fire, burning stuff up, messing up your barbecue, etc., etc. they don't even mind walking through all the heat until they're extra crispy crisps.
5. Try not to use weapons / last resort weapons
Short and small weapons such as dining forks, sports, short knives and daggers, brass knuckles, etc. won't be good against zombies and are better as last resorts. Weapons that make loud noises won't do good either, and silencers on guns make them louder. Wait a sec this is the last resort section, you can use those!
6. Zombie bugs?
Bugs aren't likely to get zombified ( unless it's by a parasite, but were not talking about those), but just in case that happens,well... What do you do with bugs? Especially those very annoying ones you really hate? Those which you don't want touching you?
7. Bitten?
Oh, hey, you got bit! I guess you really hate me now! Go commit suicide or something!
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