Cringeworthy [COMPLETE]

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fun facts of the chapter: none because i think im too severely self-deprecating to think
jk lol- cremis's twin, taph, i think would likely have adhd idk 
joora, unlike his dad, isnt a hand fetishist- however, he really likes watching explosions
half mustang- i mean, peror may or may have not hit on geb once because he thought he was a she- 
apparently joora and geb can be traps, you know what i mean
oh, and cremis may or may not have a crush on joora
seranco's tongue is like- l o n g btw liek a danger noodle 

oh btw, tell me, what do you think zawaru and hoshiro's relationship could be back then to be on such salty terms i might just add that to the story~//

Narrator's PoV

After some ruckus, Argent had finally returned, carried on Ahmar's back because the Egyptian insisted in doing so. He got his arm patched up soon by Kureji, while the vampire-zombie staff on the grounds were busy setting up the track. They would've used the actual track field, but that'll take a while and the auditorium was large enough to make the field. How big is the building? Honestly, I don't know and don't care so let's just say it's really big and almost close to a fucking oval track field. " You alright? " Ahmar rested his head on Argent's shoulder, being the shorter one wasn't all that great but it did have his perks sometimes. He nodded at the question and smiled, kissing the temple of his boyfriend as he only chuckled at the gesture. " Of course. It still kinda hurts but a horse would have to do better than that. " " I am not letting you near another horse after this. You'll get your arm bitten off, I swear to Allah. " Argent hummed lowly and laughed a little at his statement. Mideiro watched from afar, an elbow propped up on a random table at the back, leaning against his hand as he stared. Then, he saw Hoshiro, having struggles with his head gear after putting dark violet extensions on. He stood up from where he was and walked over towards him, and both met eyes, gaining a sheepish grin from Hoshiro. " Oh, hey, Mideiro. Can you.. help me out? " Honestly, no matter what this big lug does, it somewhat ends up being ridiculously adorable- or, it's just a filter that automatically flashes in Mideiro's eyes because he knew he had fallen hopelessly in love with this idiot, and all that's left was to say the words or let him say the words, whichever came first. He sweetly smiled and hummed which sounded like agreeing, and so he does help.. and they ended up getting Aita's help because they were both clumsy with their hands when it comes to hair. 

Once all was set, along with the crowd now watching from the top bleachers of the building to gaze down on the fight, the doors opened as the two competitors of this race walked in with their chariots, as cheers and hollers instantly roared within the building. Going with the act, Argent glared at his 'enemy' then stripped off his coat with like immediately revealing his rather lithe yet broad shoulders, bare to everyone's eyes as Ahmar nearly lost it when he stared at those toned muscles one rarely saw. He wrapped the bandana around his forehead, as his gaze was on the ground, " Please, fight alongside me, Caesar.. and lend me your strength. " He turned back to Ahmar, " You're on, Wamuu! " His voices snapped him out of his fantasy and quickly put on his cool, calm façade, and nodded, " May the best warrior win. " From the higher platform of the stage, there stood Aita and Hoshiro, watching with unreadable faces as they stared at the other two. " Do you think they'll get distracted as they fight? " Aita asked with a whisper, and that ask caused a sigh to come out of the man. " Definitely. "  " A battle for the Red Stone! JoJo versus Wamuu! " The narrator's voice boomed throughout the arena. " The match will begin when the moon reappears from behind that cloud! " Hoshiro declared as he pointed at the fake moon by the ceiling as a fake cloud soon hid it in plain sight. The crowds yelled and cheered and they roared thunderously. Argent sighed and placed a hand on his cheek, " Jeez, what a life I have. Why do you get all the fans- " He said as he looked towards Ahmar, but was promptly cut off by the man. " One lap is 960 meters, but apparently since we're in an auditorium, it's shorter and I don't know the measurement. " Argent clicked his tongues as he continued, " This horses can make a lap in one minute. Look at that column, " They all to the singular pillar standing alone in the field, a guy crawling down with a sledgehammer on his back. " Each lap, a new weapon will hang from that column. The one who reaches the column first will be able to wield that weapon. For the first lap is a giant sledgehammer! " Argent narrowed his eyes to focus on the weapon, humming as people could see he wanted to get his hands on that hammer. " I expect an excellent fulfilling fight from you, JoJo. " His eyes turned towards from the corner as they saw Argent's nervousness, both an act and not, but he soon calmed once Ahmar's expressions softened with a warm smile that always calmed his nerves. " The moon is at the cloud's edge. Soon, its light will shine upon us! " Hoshiro said as to remind everyone the time, Aita's eyes looked towards Argent and then she shouted, " JoJo, what are you doing? It's almost time! " Argent chuckled as he was off his chariot, tossing pebbles off of his wheels to somewhere else. " I know, I know! The start is the key! I have to check the rubble under the wheels, " He then turned towards Ahmar who remained in his chariot(..wait a sec-) and pointed at his wheel and said, " Hey, Wamuu, it looks pretty bad down there. You gonna clear that up? " Ahmar simply only rose his chin a little higher as he coldly gazed down on Argent, trying to read him while a smirk came onto the man's face. Aita's brows furrowed as she looked up, trying to keep her cool as she shouted, " JoJo, hurry up and climb back in! " It was all silent as they all looked at the moon with watchful gazes. " JoJo! " One last yell from Aita, and Argent hopped back in his ride with a rather proud smirk. Then, finally, the moon peered behind the cloud and the race has begun once it was completely out.