Cringeworthy [COMPLETE]

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finalfuckingly this shit is fi n i s hed and it took 6 mCFUCKIN CH A P T ER SS
anyway, random facts of the chapter: ezero and requro can play the piano like really good
acciso is taking care of his squad and its tiring, he gets along with metallo with taking care of his squad too
sethan has an eboy aesthetic lmao and others like teasing him for it, except bastet because she's just 'cool lmao'
yunuen(ebony devil)- unlike his actual stand - is pretty tall surprisingly- and he likes carrying his friends(who are erance(rubber soul) and miyon(lovers))
geb, akkuresu, horus, and foo assert their dominance by obnoxiously eating cronch water//

can anyone pls give me ideas for hoshiro x mideiro date like situations- because yes, i am unmotivated//

Narrator's PoV

Okay, so where the fuck are we? Oh right. Avalon. It was silent, as all before him trembled in fear. He said nothing, they said nothing. It was only the creepy atmosphere keeping them here. " H- He stood up! " One of Ludwig's soldiers exclaimed, turning towards the Colonel who stared at him. " St- Stand your ground! German soldiers are not cowards! " He ordered, but it was obvious that his voice was trembling with fear. Hoshiro just stared blankly at his melting arm with his cold glaze glossing over everyone in a single glare, boy did some of them get a chill running down their back. " The ultimate being..? Madness! No creature could become perfect! " Ludwig exclaimed as the crowd agreed. " Look at his arm! It's still melting! The Hamon will ruin him! " He was so much in denial and tried to keep optimistic towards Majka and Speedwagon who stared in stunned silence. " He'll melt where he stands! Even though he had put the stone in the mask, he is still utterly the same! And he'll die like that! " Declared the German with a grin, pointing at Hoshiro who was still awfully quiet that it was unnerving. However, Ludwig may be getting a little too cocky, but that just runs through the von Stroheim bloodline, " Fire the UV amplifier again! We'll end him for sure this time. Hurry it up! " The soldier nearby the amplifier gave him a salute and started on it. Hoshiro looked around, as if he was lost, which confused almost everyone when he stared at the tree with some owls and a squirrel by its roots.  " What is he staring at..? " Speedwagon questioned, but all the answer he had was the tree itself which Hoshiro kept staring at. Then, Smokey immediately pointed out to the Pillarman, whose Hamonized arm was all healed with its hand turning into a squirrel. " WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!? " Argent didn't have to read his lines for that. The squirrel popped off from where his hand should be, skittering towards him over his shoulder and nuzzling his face, and it took all the sheer force Hoshiro had to not fucking awe. " Am I seeing things? His hand turned into a squirrel! " Speedwagon screamed, as the new squirrel jumped off and dashes to the normal squirrel who fell in love. They get all cuddly and all that at first, making the crowd awe. " It's kind of cute, actually- " Then the new squirrel began eating the other out it terms of gore, and his smile quickly faded as it appeared. " I take back what I said. " But chaos ensued as the squirrel fuckin' dashed towards them and began digging through his mechanical torso and proceeded to scrape its teeth over the other German soldiers. " Get out of here! Hurry! " Argent screamed as the soldiers instantly made a run for it. The squirrel leaped back on Hoshiro's 'hand' where the squirrel turned into a flower and into a butterfly for no apparent reason then back to his hand. Just then, the entire ceiling slowly began to open, showing the light inside slowly as it made everyone relieved. The sun began to melt the other zombies, as the normies watched in glee. " The sunlight will take care of Kars! We're saved! " Speedwagon cheered with big bright grin. BUT N O . Avalon started blasting in the background as he stood in the sunlight MENACINGLY. His ridiculously long hair blew up in the air as the sun shone on him that gave him a luminescent like look. If they weren't scared, they'd all think that's fuckin' hot. " I- It's no good! He's fine! " Majka shouted, followed by Speedwagon, " He's still standing, even under the sun! " His deep, husky and scary as fucking hell chuckle echoed the auditorium as oh boy here we fucking go.