CHAOS - Queen Groupchat

4.

Homewrecker:
Where Is everyone

Salty:
Deaky and I are on the field

Poodle:
Where am I then the fucking moon?

John:
Spaceman Brian

Homewrecker:
Apparently telling mr mathews to call me is inappropriate

John:
That's because he's our teacher

Poodle:
How many times do we have to tell you this

Salty:
Fredja shusvsw ups

Homewrecker:
The hells wrong with him

Poodle:
He's typing with his nose

John:
He just threw his cupcakes at year 7s

Homewrecker:
Oh the ones that look like delilahs shit

Poodle:
Yes those ones

Salty:
The kids were annoying

John:
They were whiny

Poodle:
Roger would've fit right in with them

Salty:
I am NOT whiny

John:
Yes you are

Homewrecker:
Roger you are like the whiniest person I know after me

Salty;
Brian ate my chocolate

Poodle:
It was nice

Salty:
Fuck you

Homewrecker:
Why are you all just sitting on the hill

Salty:
Because brian is third wheeling

Poodle:
No I'm not

Salty:
How do you know me and deaky weren't on a DATE

poodle:
Because you're not together

John:
Why do I still have a boring name

Salty has changed johns name to disco deaky

Disco deaky: how very snazzy

Homewrecker:
ROGER DID YOU BUY 40 PACKS TO CONDOMS ON MY CARD

salty:
Possibly

Disco deaky:
Pp holders

Poodle:
Why would anyone need that many at one time

Salty:
Because Freddie is trying to hook up with our teacher

Homewrecker:
He's fit leave me alone

Poodle:
FREDDIE HES 45 AND MARRIED

salty:
atleast he will never run out

Homewrecker:
ROGER IT CHARGED ME £200

disco deaky:
Haha broke ass bitch

Poodle:
You know what I'm going to class

Salty:
Tell mr Bryce to piss off for me :)

Homewrecker:
Mr Bryce has a small cock pass it on

Salty:
Mr Bryce smells like fish food

Disco deaky:
Mr Bryce is a sweaty man who doesn't wash

Salty:
Mr Bryce is an uglie

Poodle:
He kicked me out the class

Salty:
Mission completed

A/N - I have so many ideas for an actual book but I literally don't know how to write it and I think I may cry lmao okay that's all I have to update you on today