CHAOS - Queen Groupchat

7

Homewrecker:
Roger Is cooking again and it's going badly

Big daddy:
Shut up freddie maybe if you actually helped and stopped stalking our teachers on Facebook

Hair follicle:
I'm surprised you haven't been kicked out of home ec yet

Rogers bitch:
Just heelied down the stairs
I am in much pain

Hair follicle:
Imbecile

Big daddy:
He could be dying and you don't even care

Hair follicle:
Just admit you're whipped already

Big daddy:
I AM NOT

homewrecker:
Lol why are they getting us to make a hedgehog cake

Hair follicle:
Please, not a hedgehog cake

Big daddy:
Do you want to see it

Rogers bitch:
What if you accidentally send PeNiS to the chat

Big daddy:
SHUT UP IT WAS ONE TIME

homewrecker:
Roger just send our hedgehog cake

Big daddy:

Hair follicle:
Why the fuck is it red

Homewrecker:
It's name is Katy and she's beautiful okay

Rogers bitch:
No but why is it red aren't they supposed to be brown

Big daddy:
Why are you starting to sound like Brian what have you done with deaky

Rogers bitch:
He tried to teach me about maths again

Big daddy:
Brian come on nobody wants to hear about maths

Hair follicle;
Okay but nobody is telling me why the fuck it's red

Big daddy:
Because why the fuck not Brian honestly you go make a hedgehog cake if you think you're so clever why don't you go on masterchef too since clearly you think you're so amazing at cooking

Rogers bitch:
He salty

Big daddy:
John where are you

Rogers bitch:
Outside supposed to be doing PE

Big daddy:
I'm coming to gate crash since Brian is dissing my hedgehog cake

Homewrecker:
Brian isn't even in this room why do you have to leave

Big daddy:
BECAUSE I MUST LEAVE FREDERICK

hair follicle:
He wants an excuse to go see him

Big daddy:
Shut up Brian

Rogers bitch:
Lol they're all running round the pitch and I'm eating crisps losers

Homewrecker:
Won't mr Bryce just give you a detention?

Rogers bitch:
I already have one later

Big daddy:
I have one too because I might have told him he looked like a sewer rat

Hair follicle:
ROGER WHAT THE FUCK

homewrecker:
Roger you need serious help how many detentions have you had this year?

Big daddy:
A lot but I choose not to go

Rogers bitch:
Roger why are you walking so slowly

Big daddy:
Because Brian made me put his stupid brick book in my bag and it's fucking heavy

Hair follicle:
It's not that heavy you're being dramatic

Big daddy:
YES IT IS.

Homewrecker:
I think I'll buy a new pair of heelys later would anyone like to come with

Rogers bitch:
I'm busy

Big daddy:
I'm busy

Hair follicle:
Why do I feel like we were not invited to something

Homewrecker:
They don't want third and fourth wheels

Big daddy:
Who said we were busy together huh
Did you just ASSUME

hair follicle:
No we can just tell

Homewrecker:
Fine Brian you're coming with me

Hair follicle:
Don't I get a choice

Homewrecker:
No.

Rogers bitch:
Just tripped in my heelies again
The ground is not fun to land on

Homewrecker:
This is like the 9th time you've fell in those in front of roger

Rogers bitch:
DONT SAY IT.

Homewrecker:
Seems like you're falling for him 😎

Big daddy:
Freddie please shut up

Hair follicle:
So what will happen to the terrible hedgehog cake

Homewrecker:
I put it in the bin

Big daddy:
I WORKED SO HARD ON THAT

Rogers bitch:
Just make another one

Hair follicle:
Don't encourage him he's terrible

Big daddy:
Didn't realise you were Mary Berry Brian

Homewrecker:
What are you two doing down there

Big daddy:
Eating

Rogers bitch:
I have many crisps in my bag

Hair follicle:
And you weren't going to share how nice of you

Rogers bitch:
Not my fault you'd rather be in geography learning about soil

Hair follicle:
We aren't learning about soil

Homewrecker:
Why would you take geography

Hair follicle:
Because I can

Rogers bitch:
We zooming

Homewrecker:
Where did you get a scooter from??

Big daddy:
Bike shed
We have stolen it

Hair follicle:
Is that why you're getting chased by mr Bryce

Rogers bitch:
Wait you can see us

Hair follicle:
our classrooms literally face the pitch

Big daddy:
Oh well we're leaving now

Rogers bitch:
See you all tomorrow

Homewrecker:
COME BACK WE HAVE MATHS NEXT AND I DONT WANT TO BE BY MYSELF

big daddy:
Sucks to be you freddie

Homewrecker:
I hate you

Hair follicle:
They've actually left

Rogers bitch:
Lol enjoy maths :)

A/N - sorry we haven't uploaded in a while mum found out I illegally recorded a concert and took my phone away! We're back now with another exciting instalment of horrible things roger makes in home ec :)