Roger:
so I went outside
Poodle:
wow that's a new thing
John:
Ew outside is disgusting
Freddie:
And roger your point I haven't got all day
Roger:
I AM BEING CHASED BY A RACCOON
Poodle:
Don't be stupid you don't even get raccoons in the uk
John:
Brian big brain
Freddie:
Roger is stupid it's probably a cat
Roger:
Freddie stfu I will burn ur cat
John:
Rip Delilah
Poodle:
roger where are you
Freddie;
Was that a T H R EA T
roger:
Outside deakys house
John:
Ew don't bring your crusty ass raccoon in here
Freddie:
Do you think mr Stevens will go on a date with me
Poodle:
Freddie he's like 45
John:
He is also our TEACHER
Roger:
I swear he is married
Freddie:
He could get a divorce
John:
FREDDIE 💀
Poodle has changed Freddie's name to home wrecker
Home wrecker:
What he's attractive
Roger:
That doesn't mean he's going to date a 16 year old Freddie
Homewrecker:
Stfu car dick
Roger:
I thought we agreed to not talk about that
Poodle:
What in the
John:
Hahahaha roger has sex with cars
Roger:
NO I DONT
Homewrecker changed Rogers name to car shagger
Car shagger:
this is a personal attack
John:
oH tO sEe WiThOuT mY eYeS
poodle:
Wait what happened to the "raccoon"
Car shagger:
Oh colin disappeared
Homewrecker:
Why the hell did you call it colin no wonder it left
John:
roger stop eating all the pringles
Car shagger:
Did you know pringles are biscuits
Poodle:
I'm sorry they are WHAT
Homewrecker:
They are literally in the crisp aisle roger
Car shagger:
It was on google
John:
Google has lied
Poodle:
I won't be able to sleep now thanks roger
Homewrecker:
So what about mr Mathews do you think he'd go on a date with me
Poodle:
No Freddie he is our literal English teacher
Car shagger:
Mr Mathews sent me out because I called romeo a nonce last year
John:
He was though wasn't Juliet like 12
Poodle:
It was Shakespeare pretty sure he didn't care
Car shagger:
Shakespeare is a perv pass it on
John:
ROGER STOP EATING THE PRINGLES I STG
homewrecker:
Angry john 😡😤
car shagger:
chicken 🐔 wing chicken 🐓 wing hot dog 🌭 and baloni chicken 🐔 and macaroni 🍝 chilling with my homie 🤩✨
John:
Roger shut up omg
Homewrecker:
Okay but what about mr smith hes sexy
Poodle:
I hate this chat
Car shagger;
Oh to see without my eyes 👀 ✨
A/n - so I wrote this at like 3am and my alexa randomly started blaring we are the champions and now my mums woken up and she's like all 😡😤 so yeah please enjoy this and hope I don't get murdered
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CHAOS - Queen Groupchat
FanfictionIn which roger taylor creates a groupchat and things inevitably go down hill Set in modern day minus the pandemic Also they are teenagers in this because why not
