Salty:
This shit don't make any fucking sense
Poodle:
What doesn't?
Salty:
What the fuck is trignomemtry
Poodle:
It's pronounced trigonometry
Salty:
Brian I couldn't care less if it was pronounced diddlyhoo it still doesn't make any sense
Disco deaky:
DIDDLYHOO AHAHAHAHA
salty:
John I'll beat your ass
Disco deaky:
Please do :)
Poodle:
wHAT
home wrecker:
Well that was kinky
Salty:
ANYWAYS
how the fuck do I do this
Poodle;
Did you look at the PowerPoint
Salty;
Brian.
Do I look like I've ever used PowerPoint in my life
Disco deaky:
How can you not use PowerPoint it's literally so easy
Salty:
You can't tie your own shoes stfu
Home wrecker:
So I'm in detention right
Salty:
Freddie stfu I'm trying to work out how to do triggynoometers
Poodle:
It's trigonometry.
Salty:
WHATEVER BRIAN
home wrecker:
And mr matthews is taking the detention so like he's on the phone and his wife is breaking up with him
Poodle:
Oh my god what did you do
Salty:
Is anyone going to help me do this fucking maths work
Disco deaky:
Send a photo of it
Salty:
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Poodle:
Roger that's not trigonometry.
Salty:
Well what the fuck is it then Einstein
Poodle:
THATS MULTIVARIABLE CALCULUS YOU IDIOT
disco deaky:
What if we just remove some variables and then it can be single variable calculus
Poodle:
That's not how it-
Salty;
Brilliant idea john
Home wrecker:
OKAY SO BACK TO MR MATTHEWS GETTING BROKEN UP WITH
poodle:
No Freddie you cannot ask out our teacher
Home wrecker:
I told him to call me
Poodle:
You are going to get expelled
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CHAOS - Queen Groupchat
FanficIn which roger taylor creates a groupchat and things inevitably go down hill Set in modern day minus the pandemic Also they are teenagers in this because why not
