Roger:
Brian what are you in
Brian:
maths aren't you supposed to be in history
Roger:
keyword there SUPPOSED
john:
ROGER STOP RUNNING SO FUCKING FAST
Brian:
did I just see freddie
Brian:
on roller skates
Freddie:
I am being chased
Brian:
what the hell did you guys do this time
Roger:
well you see we may have stole all the muffins from the canteen
John:
Margaret said 😡😤
Freddie:
zoom zoom motherfuckers
Brian:
what the fuck
Roger:
oh shit gotta blast Maggies angry
John:
she is going to call big baldy bill
Freddie:
ooo what a dad
Brian:
where the hell are you guys
Roger:
outside on the pitch
Brian:
you know what I'm getting out this class
John:
were going to principles office ✨🤠
Roger:
Freddie told baldy bill he has a nice head
Freddie:
such a smooth head
Brian:
you are the reason we are all going to get kicked out
Freddie:
shut up poodle boy
Freddie has changed Brian's name to poodle
Roger:
he took our muffins away
Poodle:
wheres Freddie
John:
bullying baldy bill he said his head was abnormally round and ugly 🥰
Roger:
I'm going home
Poodle:
your mum will get annoyed if you go home
Roger:
good thing I'm actually going to asda
John:
I think you mean WE'RE going to asda
Roger:
alright keep your wig on
Freddie:
I have a detention with baldy bill
Poodle:
how exciting
Freddie:
of course i shall not be going
John:
roger fell in a lake
Poodle:
what the fuck where
John:
asda
Poodle:
there isn't any lakes near asda
John:
it was a paddling pool
Roger:
it's not funny john im soaking
Freddie:
roger is wet hahahaha
John:
roger called me a penis
Roger:
p e n i s
Poodle:
why are you all such kids
Freddie:
why are you still in school
Poodle:
because I want to learn?
Roger:
lol loser
John:
get back in the trolley
Freddie:
let's shove him down the aisle
Roger:
NO FUCK OFF FREDDIE NOT INTO THE FREEZERS
Poodle;
please don't make me come to asda
John:
come to asda you penis
Roger:
ow Freddie that hurt
Poodle:
fine I'll come to asda
Freddie:
do you think if we put wet roger in the freezer he would turn into an ice lolly
Poodle:
no fred
Roger:
oh no asda man coming over
John:
he is kicking us out
Freddie:
derek can go away I'm trying to make a roger ice lolly
Poodle:
I swear you were banned from asda anyway
John:
of course were banned don't be stupid remember when roger snorted flour and shouted COCAINE BITCHES
Poodle:
unfortunately yes
Roger:
oh no gOtTa blast he phoning the police
Freddie:
good thing I got my skates
Freddie:
zoom zoom can't catch me
Roger:
oopsies just knocked over a huge display of b e a n z
John:
b ea n z
Freddie:
bea Nz
Poodle:
I see you all wtf are you doing
John:
roger is eating beans
Roger:
Brian have some beans
Poodle:
stay away
Roger:
yeah I got that beany beanz that beany beanz
Freddie:
oh dear let's run away from bean boy
A/n welcome to my queen groupchat book thing idk okay don't ask if you're here from my beatles one then yes this one will be just as weird except they're teenagers in this
Don't worry Idk what's going on here either and I wrote it 🤠
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CHAOS - Queen Groupchat
FanfictionIn which roger taylor creates a groupchat and things inevitably go down hill Set in modern day minus the pandemic Also they are teenagers in this because why not
