Homewrecker:
Just got sent out of home ec
Poodle:
What did you do
Homewrecker:
I laughed because roger choked on flour
Car shagger:
It's not funny my throat hurts
John:
That's what she said 🤠
Poodle:
What did miss smith say
Homewrecker:
She said I was being inappropriate like okay miss I'll just cry next time
John:
Is roger dead
Car shagger:
No just choking
John:
Drink water then
Poodle:
Why was he eating flour
Homewrecker:
I told him it would be funny
John:
Roger you idiot
Car shagger:
Come save me miss smith is angry I burnt my cupcakes
John:
How long did you cook them
Car shagger:
A long time
Poodle:
Why are you so stupid
Car shagger:
Oh sorry brian I forgot you were a master baker why don't you go on bake off and show us all how it's done
Homewrecker:
Roger really said 🧂
John changed car shaggers name to salty
Salty: I am NOT salty
John:
Mr Bryce yelled at me >:(
Salty:
He did WHAT
John:
Because I dropped the ball
Salty:
Well you tell mr Bryce that I think he's a stupid stuck up ugly ass unwanted disgusting unfortunate wank stain that will NEVER disrespect my deaky again :)
Poodle:
And that's how to get expelled deaky don't do that
Homewrecker:
Where did he go
Poodle:
deaky?
Homewrecker:
Roger you idiot
Poodle:
DEAKY?!
john:
I was in the girl in the village doing alright then I got a detention overnight 🤩🥵
Homewrecker:
This is why we don't listen to roger
Poodle:
Freddie you literally want to date our English teacher we don't listen to you either
Homewrecker:
Shut up bRIAN
Salty:
I finished our cupcakes Freddie
*pic attached*
John:
Lmao why does it look like someone shat on them
Homewrecker:
What did you ice them with? Dog shit?
Poodle:
Well done roger Mary Berry is crying
John:
BRIAN AHAHHAHA
salty:
Why are you all so mean
Homewrecker:
Why do our cakes look like delilahs shit
Poodle:
They look like Delilah shat, ate it then threw it back up
Salty:
You know what fuck you guys
Bunch of penises
A/N - inspired by the time my mum tried to make a chocolate cake and it looked like a Yorkshire pudding 🤩🥵🥰
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