CHAOS - Queen Groupchat

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Poodle:
Roger.

Salty:
Taylor crematorium, you kill em we grill em! Roger speaking how may I help you!

Disco deaky:
What in the actual FUCK

Home wrecker:
Hi darlings!
Oh wait nvm Rogers in one of those moods

Poodle:
Roger did you draw penises in my maths book

Salty:
I did nothing of the sort

Disco deaky:
Freddie can I have your heelys

Home wrecker:
Why?

Disco deaky:
So I can be a heely wearing disco dancer obviously.

Poodle:
Who drew penis in my math book

Salty:
lol penis

Home wrecker:
Probably that weird kid that sits next to you

Disco deaky:
I'm spinning around

Salty:
Who tf are you? Kylie Minogue

Disco deaky:
Yes.

Poodle:
Does anyone want anything from the shop

Salty:
No

Disco deaky:
You won't buy it anyway

Poodle:
Yes I know but my mum tells me to be kind and ask

Home wrecker:
ROGER CAN YOU PLS STOP BUYING CONDOMS ON MY CARD

salty:
I'm making water balloons

Disco deaky:
We're having a water fight

Poodle:
Sounds suspicious

Salty:
No we actually are

Disco deaky:
No dick involved

Home wrecker:
DONT say that word
You mean pulsing meat stick

Salty:
Freddie pls stop reading fanfiction

Poodle:
Well that is something I won't ever be able to remove from my brain

Disco deaky;
I wear heelys to get rid of my feelys

Salty:
Who do you have feelys for

Disco deaky:
That is strictly confidential information

Home wrecker:
It's me 💃🕺

Disco deaky:
No.

Home wrecker:
It's fine I like Brian anyway

Poodle:
You literally said you were in love with our English teacher yesterday

Salty:
Freddie brian is literally a hair follicle

Salty has changed poodles name to hair follicle

Hair follicle:
Fuck you

Home wrecker:
Brian is sexc

Disco deaky:
Shag him then

Hair follicle:
wOt

Salty:
Freddie I need your credit card

Home wrecker:
If you buy more condoms I swear to fuck roger

Salty:
No I'm buying pegs

Hair follicle:
Why are you buying pegs

Salty:
So I can peg deaky

Home wrecker:
I'm sorry so you can do WHAT?

salty:
Stick pegs on him so I can get in the record book for most pegs on a person