Day Eight (Friday)

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Mr. Bitch
Why were you hanging out with alien headass bug girl today
Are you abandoning 1-B??

Little Shit
What am I not allowed to hang out with 1-A friends?
Am I not worthy? :(

Mr. Bitch
No

You're doing the complete opposite of what you're supposed to do

Little Shit

Little Shit

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Mr. Bitch
Yeah exactly like that

Little Shit
Ayy I'm smart 🤠

Mr. Bitch
Eh don't get too cocky

Little Shit
I'm always cocky 🧚‍♀️🤰

Mr. Bitch
Acting cocky will get you pregnant??

Little Shit
Yes?
That's common sense
Just like how you act cocky you'll get pregnant

Mr. Bitch
Huh
Makes sense ig

Little Shit

Little Shit

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Mr. Bitch
I find it very iconic that you use meme responses

Little Shit
How so

Mr. Bitch
Because I use meme responses with my friends

Little Shit
Hejjsbsjw you're kidding
I can't see you sending meme responses

Mr. Bitch

Little ShitPFFFFFTLMAOI LOVE YOUMARRY ME 💞💕💖

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Little Shit
PFFFFFT
LMAO
I LOVE YOU
MARRY ME 💞💕💖

Mr. Bitch
Uh no bitch

Little Shit

Little Shit

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😢

Husband 💞
Why would I marry you
I hardly know you
And we're not even friends

Ur soulmate
Wow
That shit hurted

Husband 💞
It's supposed to

Ur soulmate

That's not nice :(
You're hurting my feeelllinngggsss
My feelings
They hurt

Husband 💞
Good

Ur soulmate
😳
You suck
Hmph

Husband 💞
aT
lEaSt
I
dOn'T

Ur soulmate
HJSHSJS
DON'T FINISH THAT
YOU ACT LIKE ONE OF THOSE DUMBASS MIDDLE SCHOOLERS
I HATE THEM

Husband 💞
Well I've learned something new
And wait if you hate dumbass middle schoolers...
Then why do you like class a??

Ur soulmate
Actually..
You're not wrong there
DUM DUM STUPID ASS MIDDLE SCHOOL ACTING 1A BITCHES GO SUCK A DICK THAT NONE OF YOU HAVE PUSSIES

Husband 💞
Uh,,
I think you snapped

Ur soulmate
Yes I did
Thank you for narrating

Husband 💞
You're welcome

Ur soulmate
Bitch that was sarcastic

Husband 💞
Well so was my response

Ur soulmate
Oh
wElL dAmN
Wait
Wtf
Why is my alarm going off
Wait what time is it
HOLY SHIT IT'S TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL DHSHKENW

Husband 💞
BITCH DID YOU REALLY STAY UP ALL NIGHT

Ur soulmate
HJSHHAJE
YES I DID
YOU DIDN'T???

Husband 💞
NO I SLEPT FOR LIKE 3 HOURS

Ur soulmate
WELL SHIT THIS IS GONNA S U C K
I could just skip..

Husband 💞
Skipping class in UA? That's unheard of...
Sounds fun
I'll join you

Ur soulmate
HJEHAJ WAIT REALLY
THANK YOU YOU'RE AMAZING WE'RE NOW BEST FRIENDS YOU CAN'T SAY OTHERWISE

Husband 💞
Whatever you say bitch

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Help meeee

Haha

This is lowkey becoming a textfic someone stop me-

I'm high off Pepsi rn

So my mind is having some problems

=)

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•Daitan Futekina Meinu•

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