𝘋𝘟𝘞𝘕𝘎𝘙𝘈𝘋𝘌𝘋 •𝐦. 𝐧𝐞𝐢𝐭𝐨•

Day Seventeen (Sunday)

yes I'm skipping days because plot reasons

Also warning mentions of 4lc0h0l

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Your POV

Today, Monoma texted asking if I wanted to hang out. I agreed, hoping to get a bit closer to being on his good side.

He didn't tell me Kendou was coming.

I didn't really mind though, she seemed pretty cool.

But I also wasn't expecting him to ask me to hang out.

So I was kinda a little drunk.

Ok maybe a lot.

We met up at a park downtown. They were already there, talking beside a tree. I walked (stumbled) over to them, but they hadn't noticed me yet.

Sneak level: over 9000

I crept up behind them and threw myself at Monoma.

"BOO!!"

Monoma made a small high pitch scream and jumped out of the way, making me fall on the ground laughing.

"Not funny, not laughing." Monoma scowled. Kendou, not really knowing how to react, stood awkwardly, staring at the two of us like we were crazy.

"You.. You scream.... Like a giiiIirl!!" I screeched out, literally dying on the ground.

"Oi shut the fuck up. Not to sound like Bakushit, but I will beat your ass," Monoma said, kicking me in the side. I coughed a little, trying to catch my breath from laughing so hard.

"Are you two like... A thing?" Kendou asked, finally gaining the confidence to say something.

"What? Ew no way! I'm simply trying to sh-"

"YeeeEeeEsss..." I cut him off, managing to get up and put an arm around Monoma's shoulders. He shoved me away gently and looked me in the eyes.

"Are you fucking drunk?" Monoma asked.

"NoooOOoOo~" I said with an overexaggerated wink. Monoma sighed and looked to Kendou, who shrugged.

"Well.... This is a great opportunity to make fun of (Y/n) later on." Monoma said, smirking at Kendou.

"Monoma, that's not very-"

"Don't wanna help, go home." Kendou sighed.

"Fine, I'll go home. Maybe I'll tell someone that (Y/n)'s drunk, who knows." Kendou said, walking off. Monoma shook his head and looked to me.

"Come on. Let's go on the swings."

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"WEEeEEeeEEE!!"

"Oh my God (Y/n) I'm pissing myself.." Monoma said, phone in hand as he pushed me on the swing. I leaned my head back to look at him and stuck my tongue out at him.

I leaned back a little too far and my hands slipped from the chains. I fell backwards on the ground and started laughing like a maniac, Monoma soon joining in.

"That.. That was fuuUn!" I said, trying and failing to stand up.

"Ok... Ok... Maybe we should get you home and in bed..." Monoma suggested. "Where do you live?"

"I suddenly... don't remember.... anything... ha.. ha... ha hahahAhAhAHAHAHA." Monoma facepalmed and pulled me up from the ground dragging me away from the park.

We soon arrived at his house and he led me upstairs to his bedroom.

"OoOh~ comfyyyy~" I said, faceplanting on his bed.

"Go to sleep. I'm gonna wake you up in a few hours and you'll hopefully be sober by then and can go home. Meanwhile..." Monoma said, doing something on his phone. "This'll be viral on Instagram." He laughed a little and left the room. I fell asleep shortly after.

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"Wake up bitch."

I groaned and opened my eyes. I was not in my bed. I look and see Monoma hovering over me.

Holy shit what did I do when I was drunk-

"Come on, get up. You gotta go home." Monoma said.

"Wait... What happened again?" I asked.

"We were at the park and having a good time while you were drunk. I tried to take you back home but I don't know where you live, so I just let you crash here until you were sober again." Monoma explained. I nodded and got up from his bed.

"Well, thanks for the hospitality I guess." I said, taking out my phone.

Damn that's a lot of Instagram notifications

"Oh by the way, you're Instagram famous now." Monoma said with a smirk. My mouth dropped as I opened up my phone, looking at the post.

"WEEeEEeeEEE!!"

"Monoma, I'm going to murder you." I said, looking up at him, though I couldn't keep a serious face.

"As if." He said, smirking.

"GET OVER HERE B I TCH"

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LMAO I'M CRYING GUYS THIS WAS SO FUNNY TO WRITE OMG-

I LEGIT THINK I PISSED MYSELF FROM LAUGHING SO HARD WHILE I WROTE THIS HDJSKS

JKJK BUT LMFAO I HAVEN'T LAUGHED SO HARD SINCE QUARANTINE STARTED

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•Daitan Futekina Meinu•

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