Falling For My Stepbrother || Cake

Character Answers

- Luke -

Can you and Calum just fuck already?

- I'm working on it (-,

Yaas have sex

- Well sure but I want it to be with someone special

Get married fuck youe bish and eat cake

- I do like cake

Can you frickle frackle with Calum?

- I'm not sure if I know how to frickle frackle??

I know you want a piece of Cal's ass (same though)

- I mean okay

Why did you automatically forgive Zayn?

- Cause he's my first boyfriend and committed relationship and we've been together for a while and I can't help that I have strong feelings for him

Do you think Calum is attractive, and want to F U C K him? :3 Do the FRICKLE FRACKLE CAKE C'MON. btw cake is yo ship name. K bai.

- Calum is quite attractive and WHAT IS FRICKLE FRACKLE?!?!?!?

- Calum -

When will you and Luke fuck?

- Umm never

We all know you like Luke so when will u fuck him?

- I can't sorry

What I said to Luke but get fucked

- Sorry I don't really like cake

On a scale of 1-Luke how much do you like your 'strange' dreams? ;)

- *blushes profusely* I don't like them...

Are you scared of your feelings? Or are you just confused bc you have these dreams about Luke but you're with Taylor?

- I can't have these feelings, not like what happened last time I can not go back to that time. I absolutely love Taylor and these dreams just make me feel guilty

Do you like the wet dreams you have of Lucifer, AKA DADDY?

- I don't have a dad so I don't know what you're talking about *blushes and stares at the floor*

- Zayn -

Do you like raping people?

- No, I would never do that to someone

Bish I hate you when will u fall off a cliff?

- Do I know you?

I love you but I want you to play in traffic okay?

- Umm I'd rather not

Are you tricking Luke or something?

- No I love Luke I wouldn't do anything to harm him

FUCK off k BAI Cake is here to stay

- I DO NOT LIKE CAKE

- Taylor -

As my older brother once said *puts on annoying voice*  kill yo self nigga

- That's so mean I don't even know you

When will you die?

- Hopefully not for a long time

I'll laugh when something bad happens to you

- That's so rude

What would you do if your boyfriend was gay and never liked you? Not saying it's true, but... (it is)

- That would never happen and if it did I guess I'd understand I mean you can't help who you love but I would hope the person would at least have the decency to tell me before he got serious with me

Please make Calum realize he's as straight as a nonlinear line

- Um but he is though so?

- Andrew -

Express yourself

- I try to

Dance with a turtle on a summer evening

- Sounds fun why not

- Joy -

Ily

- I love you too

Stay golden

- I'll try

I GOT THE JOY JOY JOY JOY JOY IN MY HEART WHERE!? JOY IN MY HEART WHERE!? JOY IN MY HEART

- Um okay