Taurtis: *wrapped in Christmas lights" I am a tree!
Grian:* softly snickering* you idiot
Sam: so can we put candy canes on you?
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Sam: *running with scissors* I am paper!
Taurtis:* freaking out* Sam stop!!
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*Taurtis is trying to get off the roof of their place*
Grian: * looks up* How the hell did you get up there?!
Sam: um.... What?
Taurtis:* crying* help
*Grian grabs a latter and helps Taurtis get down*
Silly: how did he even be up there!?
Sam: *shrugs* he climbed
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*Grian is just trying to read when Taurtis plops down into his lap*
Grian:*glancing at the male who's face is in his lap confused* you need something?
Taurtis: what does I'm gonna fuck you hard mean?
Grian:.... Taurtis who taught you this
Taurtis: *confused* Sam
Grian: *agitated* oh really!?
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Taurtis: hey Grian
Grian: yea bud?
Taurtis: I'm a himbo
Grian:..... Who taught that word
Taurtis: what word?
Grian: *eye twitching* himbo!?
Taurtis:* frowns* Sam why?
Grian:.......
Taurtis: *concerned* you ok
Grian: * walks off to find Sam while pissed off* HE'S DEAD!?
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Sam: fuck this
Grian: language!?
Sam: what?
*Grian is covering a confused Taurtis ' ears glaring*
Grain: we have a kid in this room you know!?
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Taurtis: can we play a game?
Grian: what game!?
Sam: STRIP POKER!?
Grian: truth or dare?
Taurtis: um..... I was gonna say twister
Grian:.......
Sam: that's uhh.... Not what we expected
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* Taurtis is hidding behind Grian shaking while a large male stared at him sexually*
Grian agitated: What the hell do you want!
Larger male staring at Grian: that friend of yours
Grian: How about no!
Larger male: why not?
Grian: If you don't fuck off and leave him be your dead!
*after ten minutes of the stranger trying to touch Taurtis, Grian beats their ass*
Grian:*carrying Taurtis* let's just go
Taurtis:* flustered* thank you
Grian:..... Don't push it
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