The trio in a shell

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Sam: do crabs think humans walk side ways
Grian:..... Do you have to be stupid?
Taurtis: is the sun a rock?
Grian:... No, it's a star
Sam: Why are you mean to me!?
Grian: not mean, just honest
Taurtis:?
Grian: oh don't worry it was a mistake
Taurtis: really?
Grian:... Yes
Sam: What the hell!
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Sam: I have strong thighs > ] •
Taurtis: really?
Grian: can you crush a watermelon?
Sam:.... No
Grian: then you're weak
Sam: says the person that moans when he gets his ass slapped!
Taurtis: guys..... Can we not
Grian: oh that's reall sweet coming from a person who moans when his crotch gets touched!
Sam: oh you wanna go!
Grian: Fight me!
Taurtis: *nervously* can we not, someone could get hurt!
*Taurtis steps between them calming both of them down while he's shaking immensely*
Grian: *calming down* fine just.... be careful when stepping in between us
Sam: what ever
* The two males walk in opposite directions and Grian grabs Taurtis  dragging him along*
Taurtis: oh gord....
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