Stupid Incorrect Quotes, And One Shots

Incorrect quotes

Sam: the sun is a planet!
Grian:....
Taurtis: isn't the sun a rock?
Grian: no, no it isn't
Sam: WTH
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*Sam is yelling at Taurtis which agitated Grian*
Sam: Why can't you do anything right!
Taurtis: I.... I don't know
Sam: God you're a slut!
Taurtis:..but.. But
Sam: oh shut it!
Grian: Sam piss off
Sam: make me!
Grian: sam.... Either you shut it, or you can BITE me!
Sam: oh really~
Taurtis: guys can we not
Grian:*sighing* fine, just don't listen to the bitch okay?
Taurtis: okay!
Sam: what the fuck
Grian: *covers Taurtis' ears and hisses* back off
Soul: what is going on?
*everyone else entered the room and saw Grian and Sam glaring at each other and Grian hissing at him while comforting Taurtis*
Dom: *casually* oh a fight
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Soul: crush go!
Grian: my pancake
Taurtis: my guardian angel
Sam: Taurtis!
Dom: Sam
Sookie: you....
Yuki: chan!
Chan: yuki!
Jay: dom
Ellen: Pi
Pi: Ellen
Soul: sookie!
Okami: what? Pancake and guardian angel?
Grian: Taurtis
Taurtis: Grian
Sam: wait what!