Taurtis: do crabs think humans walk sideways?
Grian:.... That might the smartest thing you've said all day
Taurtis: hey!
Grian: what you're and idiot and I love it
Taurtis: wait... What!?
Grian: ehhh don't worry bout it
Sam: ouch
~~~~~~~~Taurtis: Grian I'm scared
Grian: wha- why?
Taurtis: Sam
Grian: sam?
Taurtis: mhm
Grian: explain
Taurtis: *sobbing* he tried to.... Kill me and Jerry then blow up our body's and....
*Grian pulls Taurtis into a protective hug while rubbing small circles on his back and pulling out his switch blade, while Taurtis buried his head into Grian's shoulder*
Grian: *growling* I'll talk to him
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